wudn't it be more fun to tie roadkill to SOMEONE, and let them drag it around all day?

 

Nothing says "I hate you!" like a good old fashion punch in the eye -







btw, nice new squirrel there AWD.

 

Thanks. I've been workin out... Does it show?

 

I know a very good one. The person's window would have to be down a little bit or something though, and it only works on hot sunny days (the kind of day someone will leave the window down a little bit)

Mkay you get 2 cans of shaving cream and stick them in the freezer. After they're frozen, you cut the can off and have a big cylinder of frozen shaving cream. Just pop both of these into the car and walk away. That's it. As they unfreeze, the heat will make them expand and they will literally FILL the car.

 

^^^THAT on I'm going to remember. Tell me, does it hafta be teh Cream, or can I go with Gel, for a coser shave?

 

Most people don't leave their windows open enough for that. However, if there's the slightest opening, you can use 2 cans of foamy shaving cream and a trash bag. fill the trash bag with the cream (or anything else), insert the end of the bag into the window, and squeeze the bag.

 

What do you use to cut open the can of shaving cream? Won't it explode even though it is frozen?

I haven't cut into any cans under pressure lately.

 

it will break open when you freeze it...... you just break off the rest of the can.

 

Wow. I've known about this for a while but I just mentioned this to the roomate. For the most extreme revenge forget the window. His idea blows it all out of the water. Shove a nice couple chunks of that into the exhaust with a nice seal of duct tape behind it. Wow. Thats gotta do some MAJOR damage. Or theres some factor im not thinking of that would prevent this from doing anything. Seems like a pretty cool idea.

 

I'd just cut it into thin slices and slide them right on through.

<note to self: start closing sunroof, even on hot, sunny days>