eFIGHTS!!! (bring 'em HERE!)
#601
10-05-2009, 02:58 PM
Well Jazz did get his name from his **** star years. He just replaced the "i" with an "a" when he went legit. 
#602
10-05-2009, 03:29 PM
If you street race, your a $%*
If you drive with your fog lights on, and its not foggy, your a $%*
If you use off ramps to pass, your a $%*
If you throw Trash out the Window, your a $%*
If you Tune your ride, because you think women will want to date you, and men will want to be you, your a $%*
If you have bumper stickers, or window decals advertising car parts for that matter, your a $%*
If your Car Rattles because your stereo is up so loud, your a $%*
If you spend more time flossing your rims, than your own teeth, your a $%*
If even a small part of you feels resentment for the bad image that "Icy Hot Stuntaz" gave people like yourself and your friends, your a $%*
If you are taking any of this list personally, your a $%*
If you do not believe John Stossel should run for president, your a $%*
If you think there is always some truth in humor, your right.
If you drive with your fog lights on, and its not foggy, your a $%*
If you use off ramps to pass, your a $%*
If you throw Trash out the Window, your a $%*
If you Tune your ride, because you think women will want to date you, and men will want to be you, your a $%*
If you have bumper stickers, or window decals advertising car parts for that matter, your a $%*
If your Car Rattles because your stereo is up so loud, your a $%*
If you spend more time flossing your rims, than your own teeth, your a $%*
If even a small part of you feels resentment for the bad image that "Icy Hot Stuntaz" gave people like yourself and your friends, your a $%*
If you are taking any of this list personally, your a $%*
If you do not believe John Stossel should run for president, your a $%*
If you think there is always some truth in humor, your right.
#605
10-05-2009, 03:34 PM
20/20 guy, he basically busts everyones chops, Rebublicans and Democrats alike. He is like Penn and Tellers show "Bulls$%^" on Showtime, just a bit more network friendly.
#606
10-05-2009, 03:36 PM
And If I did lean that way, its a toss up, I would either go with Leonardo Dicapprio, just to get that smirk off his #$%#% face, or maybee AWDaholic, because he is so dam sesssssy!
But for Now, gonna stick with the Catherine Zeta Jones as my mental image when the wifey gives my the bi weekly sympathy #$%@.
But for Now, gonna stick with the Catherine Zeta Jones as my mental image when the wifey gives my the bi weekly sympathy #$%@.
#607
10-05-2009, 04:17 PM
^ The fact that that is possibly actually happening is sad. Yinz two need to spice up yer sex life. lolz
#609
10-06-2009, 12:11 AM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
Still QOOL!!!
Actually, the fact that I have QUATTRO helps me be QOOL like dat, ESPECIALLY for the ones that go 270deg-around
OK, yes, I'm an @$$
If you do not believe John Stossel should run for president, your a $%*
IN summary, I'm a QOOL @$$!!!
#610
10-06-2009, 12:14 AM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
Yu prolly remember me so well from all those night you spend with the VCR on soooooper slo-mo, eyeballin my d!<& and lickin your lips, queer!