hey sorry to hear that Scoutmaster gig didn't pan out but perhaps they aren't so familiar with your interpretation of Bunkmate.

 

though cute at first - your "buds" in cell block E feel watching your rendition of "The Good Ship Lollipop" for the 40th time is enough - they are requesting "Raining Men" by the Pointer Sisters though - good luck

 

it's still not as pleasing as your impersonation of a wet vac[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(] I hear.

 

so do the kids hang their art work on that mask of yours with magnets - being the caring father you are...

 

if there is room between the flesh left there from eating guys like you for breakfast.

 

does your tongue get stuck on your faceplate on really cold mornings? would explain why you mumble so much...

 

yes but your wife is very good at thawing it out.

 

glad to see those welding classes I paid for finally are put to some use - speaking of wives - yours still doing the Christmas "Hookers for the Homeless" funds drive this year?

 

yes teaching the homless to crochet is a great idea. I am sorry your wife misunderstood. But hey, she did earn half a McRib sandwhich and some smokes before we told her she misunderstood.

 

hmmm... crochet... is that what they're calling it on the streets - how quaint

as for the misunderstanding - all's well - she'll bring the plasma torch next time. at least it better now than when you had a mouth full of braces - sounded like a train derailing behind the mask every time you talked [:'(]