aw shucks ma'am, and may I say you accepted it like a champ too

but back to the e-fight - so did the strap-on work to gain your "outtie" status?

 

btw - Rail's too embarrased to ask you, Becca, but how much did the directions "Work It - Own It" tatooed to your lower back cost? He can't seem to get his boys to manage and thought could help - thanks you're a sweetheart

 

Well John, you seem to know more about my toys than I do.
I think I'll get you a gift card to your local Romantic Depot. Hopefully you'll be able to take Railrunner and the two of you boys can have some fun.
That tattoo was only temporary for halloween. Why did you want me to get one for you? I'm sure there are still a few in stock...

 

John, the real tatoo was the one on the other side that read: Your the greatest lay, love, Uncledaddy.

 

saves her thousands in thank you notes I hear

 

Picking on girls more exciting then a NAMBLA meeting, is it now? you Ponce.

 

this coming from a guy with a face that looks like a gold plated men's urinal??

Becca can take it like a man - or at least that's the word on the streets, and you need $100 too or she won't do it

 

That may be true, but it doesn't make it okay for you to use his tongue as a urinal cake!
I mean unless the two of you are into that kinda stuff...

 

well as they say - cleanliness is next to godliness... besides it seems to notget as clean as you when you do it - seems those nursing skills come in handy after all

 

your bothing freakin' sick.