im up for some epic battles

you just try to bring it on AWDaholic... oh wait... its already been ba-raughten!!!!

 

I'm already here, but there's two things you should know:
[ol][*]Check tha post count and compare,then ask around, SOME of my eFights are the stuff of legend (well, to hear ME tell it, anyway), so check your own bones before you go pickin'. My graveyards full, thrice-over, and I ALWAYS get first crack at the Widows' crack, after I pick them bones clean.[*]Not one to brag, BUT, I'm more than just a Cunning-Linguist, I'm a burning up in this NEED to break break a back and take a crack. More than a handsome face, I can pwn with the best and I'll bench your a$$, leave you sitting at the rest-STOP the madness. I bring an intellectual slant to every casual rant and raves about my game come from both Princes and Lames... Like you(?), I do the coo things with tha crew I flew in to deal with you...[/ol]
So, be careful. Because THAT was just me playing around. I been making grown Men cry since I was justa boy; and that ain't no lie. Ask around... But, if you wanna, pick a topic, pick a side, and stand back.

 

Meh, Not worth my time, nore' am I in the mood.[&:]

You can win da internetz

 

oh so free styles the name of the game eh?

so why you bein so sarious... you act like youre so nefarious. you think youre the only cunning linguist? well i got a feelin you cant hangwit-dis!
as for the topic? you pick it. ill drop it!
as for the game? you bring it. ill stop it!
bring on the pain? youll try it. ill lock it!
you act tough cus you been here awhile. but just cus im 1st gear dont mean you can compete with my style. so throw down AWDaholic, you got what it takes? its the ultimate battle between cars the same makes!
[sm=jawdrop.gif]

 

Oh! Oh! Oh!
It's on wit me & U
Pull up a chair, Son,
and let this ol'schooler open class
and school U

Now, we rollin cars that's made in the same factory
But, truth is, youngst, a 2.8-4 ain't in the same class as me
I brings:
Old school
Old guy
BIG car
and BIGGER MOTA
You is:
Young fool
don't try
too hard
I'll PULL outon ya

4-point-2 liters and 8-cylinders PUMPIN'!
Sittin' at the light?
Ain't no need in even jumpin'
Take it to the curves?
Yeah, try that and I'll pants yo a$$
The Tip & the technique
S'what I bring to the dance, YO a$$!

I been sportin AWD since you and yo Schwinn was losin' races to the girls on yo block
And, I been swingin' for the fence longer than yo teen-aged thinkin self knew you had a _ _ _ _
Crusin' up & down the Auto-, WHAT?
...Bahn, ...Route, ...Strada
15 YEARS!
One FULL THIRD of my life was lived on the Con-ti-nent
You got, what?
15 turds dropped your WHOLE LIFE, and incon-ti-nence?!?!?
Losin' to OLD GUY like ME shows EVERYBODY what you all up OUTTA!
Outta time
Outta class
Outta yo league when you stepped up to me
Baby rhymes
Baby a$$
Baby can't see Baby got whepped & Baby gotta swirlee

Oh, and, the topic I choose
is explaining how when Baby loses
Baby cries and get Him face all wetta
Wipe yo weepy eyes
BabiesDaddies here
Daddy gonna make it all betta
Betta check wit Mom
AskHer whoShe had
Who's your REALDad,
Baby
Cuz you know what they say...
Momma's Baby, Daddy's MAYBE!

 

haha this should be entertaining

so the topic you choose is why baby cries?
its cus he passed ya so fast it brings tears to his eyes!
you think you can slander? think again. take a gander.
8 cylinders dont mean youre fast.
watchu think youre a blast from the past?!
ill take your a$$.
with reaction times faster than you could fathom.
and my driving skillz? well you wish you could have 'em!

true our cars aint the same model
but youll see my taillights when i hit the throttle!
so now who has therhymes...
and who has the bottle?

 

BOW DOWN!!!
Yung Man, when your BETTER enters the eFight-Room...
BOW DOWN!!!
Once again, whatevea the weather, 'cuz I'm bringin ya DOOM!

Round by round
I'm beatin' ya down
Utoo yung ta realize
Round by round
I'm beatin' ya down
right before ya very eyez

U fast, you say?
Yeah, I bet ya girl be sayin' it too
Buy, ya a$$ in class, today
Don't make me step and take ya girl from you

Real speed is something I doubt you know the REALmeaning of
Real quick I'll quickly run down tha streets definition fo' ya, Luv
300 horses mean 1200 legs launch when I steps on the gas
Any way youcut it dem legs let me POUND/FEET away from yo a$$
Thas a LOTTA TORQUE, Son, and it works just as easy when I pass
Same as I pass up and over them baby-talk rhymes you type-spittin'
You need more...
MORE'perience
MORE mota
More car
More Man-hood
No sh!tt!n'...

When you wanna ride in a REAL car, REAL FAST
Be sure and let me kno...
I'll beout FRONT
Leant ova in my AY-EIGHT!
Parked, and pushin up on ya Ho
Out yafront dohyou come cryin' and screamin'
"Jazz, dat **** ain't FAIR, Man!"
But, JAZZ don't care...
JAZZ just there
ta show you what happen when JAZZ raise UP his PIMP-HAND!
I'll have ya girly slob-job my knobB4 yoreeyez, while ya scream & holla
She'll do things for ME she'd NEVA for you, hell, I'll even make her swalla

I TOLD yo a$$ ta ask around B-4 you stepped up to the grown-folk table
Hard-headed a$$-clown got a beat-down, now, limp home
If you're still able

Don't just STAND there
Eyes wide shut
Mind AGAPE!
With yo mouth hangin' open
Move to the Right lane
SupaDADDY's comin'
Noescape
Close you mouth & start hopin'

The fastest you've EVA been been in yo dreams, but I'm living REAL Son
You cain't even LIE and say you and yo car EVA been up above a hun
I'm tha REAL DEAL, Son
Me & tha 8 run one-ten, -twenty, -thirty, -forty
One-fiddy, and lemme tall ya, that mighty FAST!
What you and yo baby 4 good 4, come to being naughty?
You & your two-point-eight eva gonna pass
I roll too fast
and, YES!
She ALSO let me tap & spank dat a$$, B4 the nite was throo
Now, I'm steppin' throo
Past you
Step aside
Park ya ride
Step out
No doubt
Put the candy DOWN
Leave tha keys
Close tha door
Just walk away

And,
Oh, by the way...
BOW DOWN!!!

(Jazz walks ova to ya Ho, spits down her throat, and walks out tha door as the crowd screams and the judges put their scores up...)

Judges?!?!?

 

I bow to no man, b1tch! I own this room, and you can take your pu$$y *** 'mod' powars and shove it!

 

sorry you can't see my face in this pic, but here's for round 2:

 

DING DING!