Alright, all you Lhoo-Sehrs. THIS is where you need to take your petty little Urinary-Olymipc battles. I, AWDaholic, a.k.a. JAZZ hereby take responsibility for keeping this thread clean.

The rules violate ANY of them and I just might recommed you be banned:
[ol][*]Leave your ego in teh driveway! Leave your touchy-feeley side OUTSIDE! You bring it here, you acknowledge that EVERYTHING said here STAYS here. You get PWNED! here, accept it! DO NOT take it to other threads!!![*]NO PROFANITY!!! You're welcome to do some good, old-fashoned *****-^*(**&#'n cartoon cussin. Or, use teh **** asterisk key. But, spell it out and, not only will I delete your post, I will give some thought to recommending you BE banned! Any one want to TEST me? You're welcome to become teh example to others.[*]Bring your *A*-game. Some of us been doing this for a minit. Some of us grew up playin the Dozens. This IS the internet, so you're somewhat anonymous. Feel free to explore.[*]There is no such thing as "out-of-bounds," here. If you are easily offended, stay the #v<& out! But, those who wish to push teh boundaries of good taste, remember, BIG-Brother is ALWAYS watching! I'd recommend that you NOT type anything, here, that could be used against you in a court of law. *I* may not care, but, being a public forum, what you say could possibly end up being read back to you by "the prosecution" for you to attempt to explain.[*]Life is HARD! Wear a cup![*]Spectators and Instigators always WELCOME!!![*]NO THREATS of VIOLENCE or BODILY HARM will be tolerated!!! AT ALL!!! EVER!!! We aim for a HIGHER level of insult, here in the eFight-Room!!![*]Bonus points for anybody who comes up with a yo-mama joke I haven't yet heard (caution, I grew up playin the dozens. It was considered a cross between Sport and Art, where I grew up, so a GOOD Yo-MaMa joke is a thing of beauty!).[/ol]
Me and CAB509 will now demonstrate howo to pick a proper eFight...

 

Hey Cab!

Know why ALL teh trees in Michigan bend south?!?!?

OHIO SUCKS!!!

 

Do you need someone to ring the bell....?

motherf#<ing - DING!

 

AAWWWWW Snap!!!!!!!!

New2me & Choco-dog have just entered the ring throwing bow's!!!!!

Who wants sum! Huh Huh!!! I did'nt think so!

 

I guess your sorry a$$ nominated yoursef REFEREE, whell, guess whut tinker-bell, WE SWING AT REF's TOO!!!

When you gonna own up to whatevea sorry hunka land lets you claim it as home, homeee?

 

yer too scurr'd to admit you're from S.F. (Castro), too, huh?

 

Who me? Nah, I'm just a wise a$$ from Central CA lol...

 

central Ca, isn't that somewhere near San Fran?

 

Nearer than you! When you going take up where the DC sniper left off?

 

soon as I find me a scope that'll reach all the way to Central CA, DUH!

Wher'da'fuchs CAB509? I hadda buncha OH -sucks jokes I needed to try out on some OH-Yokel...