oh man do i have a ton and i dont mind you guys laughing at me, when i was about 8 i came home to an empty house, first time alon, i had to pee and never thougt about going behind a tree and unzipping, i did go behind a tree and try to aim my wee wee out the side of my pant leg and pee, it worked for a second until i got the pant leg and then it was pretty much downhill from there. when i was 10 the kid next door talked me into stealing mexican pornos from a mexican store, we got caught, i freaked out and ran into a door that i was suppoesed to pull. again when i was 8 i was in new york with my dad at a hotel before iflight back home to chicago, on the way to breakfast i decided to jump down a set of steps before the restaurant door, slammed into a glass door i didnt see. at 12 i was a bad@$$ and climbed a tree and was sitting on the rof of McDonalds when my dad rolled up in the minivan, i didnt think it was him because everyone at that point had a blue plymouth voyager and started waving to him.

 

Sat on the floor in the laundry room with a hammer and a .45 round. One thing led to another and before you know it there was a really loud bang and my grandma's washing machine had a nice hole in it. Guess it could have been worse.

(All the guns in the house were sold after that event).

 

that altezzas are gay clip is f=ing halarious!!!
-good stories too....bowling *****.... that's hard core...lol

 

uh........
dumbest thing?????

well, i'm just a tad over 12, but how bout locking the key in the trunk. (as explained in other thread!)

 

stuck a pair of tweezers into a socket

 

I had one of those little steering wheels, but it had no place for my parents keys. Well, whenI moved it up against a wall next to an outlet, viola,I had a place for the keys.



Ouch[:@]

 

on one vacation, i went up the down escalator, tripped and gashed my knee.

on another vacation, in switzerland, i sat on a glass table playing cards with my sister. sat there for nearly an hour before the damn thing broke....my dad came charging out of the bedroom, pissed.....that was the first time i heard him cuss.

 

OK - I'll embarass myself.

Had a small dirt area behind the garage. Dirt area had a hole in the middle of it, about 1/2 a cubic yard.

Idecided one Saturday to help my dad out by filling up the hole.
Where did i get the dirt?
---- Dug another hole.

45+ year later, I'm still being laughed at........