Dumbest thing you've.............
#11
RE: Dumbest thing you've.............
oh man do i have a ton and i dont mind you guys laughing at me, when i was about 8 i came home to an empty house, first time alon, i had to pee and never thougt about going behind a tree and unzipping, i did go behind a tree and try to aim my wee wee out the side of my pant leg and pee, it worked for a second until i got the pant leg and then it was pretty much downhill from there. when i was 10 the kid next door talked me into stealing mexican pornos from a mexican store, we got caught, i freaked out and ran into a door that i was suppoesed to pull. again when i was 8 i was in new york with my dad at a hotel before iflight back home to chicago, on the way to breakfast i decided to jump down a set of steps before the restaurant door, slammed into a glass door i didnt see. at 12 i was a bad@$$ and climbed a tree and was sitting on the rof of McDonalds when my dad rolled up in the minivan, i didnt think it was him because everyone at that point had a blue plymouth voyager and started waving to him.
#12
RE: Dumbest thing you've.............
Sat on the floor in the laundry room with a hammer and a .45 round. One thing led to another and before you know it there was a really loud bang and my grandma's washing machine had a nice hole in it. Guess it could have been worse.
(All the guns in the house were sold after that event).
(All the guns in the house were sold after that event).
#14
RE: Dumbest thing you've.............
uh........
dumbest thing?????
well, i'm just a tad over 12, but how bout locking the key in the trunk. (as explained in other thread!)
dumbest thing?????
well, i'm just a tad over 12, but how bout locking the key in the trunk. (as explained in other thread!)
#16
RE: Dumbest thing you've.............
ORIGINAL: votblindub
stuck a pair of tweezers into a socket
stuck a pair of tweezers into a socket
Ouch[:@]
#17
RE: Dumbest thing you've.............
on one vacation, i went up the down escalator, tripped and gashed my knee.
on another vacation, in switzerland, i sat on a glass table playing cards with my sister. sat there for nearly an hour before the damn thing broke....my dad came charging out of the bedroom, pissed.....that was the first time i heard him cuss.
on another vacation, in switzerland, i sat on a glass table playing cards with my sister. sat there for nearly an hour before the damn thing broke....my dad came charging out of the bedroom, pissed.....that was the first time i heard him cuss.
#18
RE: Dumbest thing you've.............
OK - I'll embarass myself.
Had a small dirt area behind the garage. Dirt area had a hole in the middle of it, about 1/2 a cubic yard.
Idecided one Saturday to help my dad out by filling up the hole.
Where did i get the dirt?
---- Dug another hole.
45+ year later, I'm still being laughed at........
Had a small dirt area behind the garage. Dirt area had a hole in the middle of it, about 1/2 a cubic yard.
Idecided one Saturday to help my dad out by filling up the hole.
Where did i get the dirt?
---- Dug another hole.
45+ year later, I'm still being laughed at........
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