i debadged my altima in the rear and people pulled up to me saying "Nice Audi" im like "dude, its a pisson altima"

 

Chick at the drive-thru asked me if my car was from England because of the euro plate.

Dood in the laundromat parking lot ask how I imported my car into this country because of the Deutschland license plate... At least he knew it was an Audi. Poor sap just didn't know they have dealerships here in the states.

The countless others that oogle my car and ask what kind it is. They never seem satisfied when I tell them it's a TT. Oh well!

 

You have to start making up crazy stories about the car and see who ends up believing you

 

nope! I was born and raised in california. I just experienced a lot of idiots there, and i'm sure you could agree with that

 

my friend who always rides with me actually told me i don't deserve my car because it's the nicest of anybodies from school that he knows. iono what the world is coming to. maybe i should deny him rides lol

 

haha that reminds me when i first got my car i was giving a friend a ride in it and he was like "i think this car is above your level... its too nice for you"


i was at a gas station with my ex-girlfriend one night and this little redneck dude she knew came to talk to her and he got in my back seat that i had just cleaned with that leather cleaner stuff and he goes "wow these seats are slidy... this is nice!"

a dude who has a neon constantly calls my car a pos

one day (when i was still in high school) i was leaving the school on a backroad and while i was stopped at a stop sign this dude that i hate in a base model 05 mustang pulls up behind me, so when i leave the intersection i step on it a little. the next day in class he goes "yo you really think your little 4 cylinder could beat my car?!" i think i just said something like "uuh dude its a v6" but thinking back i wish i had said "no its a v6 that has 1.2l less of displacement than your car and still has almost as much hp as your pos 4.0".... damn why do you always think of the best things to say after its already too late

uuh thats about all i can think of right now... but im sure theyll be more to come

 

oh man i forgot about that stuff. people ask me that stuff all the time despitethe fact theres no actual registration on for the plate.

 

"Does that have the quattro engine?"









speechless

 

when i had my V8 thunderbird some kid in a civic asked me if it was a 4 or 6cyl
apparently obnoxiously loud v8's sound like hondas??

 

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