This company called SRAM (mountain bike stuff) made a gas powered blender, and you shifted speeds using one of their 'grip shift' shifters for a mountain bike. It was bloody awesome.

And yeah... I would of sold the guy a random motor for all the money he had... "Here's your supa dupa skyline motor bro! Have fun!"

 

+1 on that, if he came back you could have played stupid and said thats what the customer pointed out and wanted.

 

lol yea right though he would probably never find out. hell you could probably give him a motor that still said John Deer on it and just tell him its the bio diesel version of the skyline engine.. lol

 

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never ceases to amaze me.

 

http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/outd...wered-blender/
Daiquiri Whacker!

Or the tailgator -
http://www.factorydirect2you.com/ta.html
-[*]Economy: 6,500 mpg (Margarita's per Gallon) Enough 2-cycle oil is provided for a gallon of gas. It will probably go bad before you run out!

(that's on my christmas list for sure)

 

HEY!!! I know where he can get a V-12 Honda motor (not sure of the designation, but it's in a Civic, if that helps) for $2,500.00. It should fit in his LS Integra, EASY!!! Add in my blender-mod, from above (you'll need 2 blenders, since it's a 12-cylinder engine), 10-12 well placed stickers, a BIGGER rear wing, and you got, what, maybe 2000whp, or more!

 

+altezzas

 

You should have said that you could import one for $10,000
He would have started to cry on the spot... Poor kid...

 

yeah theres always those kids out there, im sure most of us have been there before. but that just means we can ridicule them even more! hell when i was 15 - 16 i knew so little about cars, i had a 94 sable with alloy wheels and proceeded to go to the nearest parts store and buy some hot ***! chrome wheels covers. and went to my house, found the biggest flat head screwdriver i had and proceeded to try and pry off my wheels between the tire and the edge of the wheel.

hey...........it happens...........right?

 

haha classic