=hey im watedted, hooked up with some girl tongiht. ive had better. I was amamzing in beruit and chuig the mug. This might be a re-port because im watsed so i hope no one calls me out on it........jk i dont care it socool. Tom more drinking. i wante to keep this threat alive. ill cya alal tommmoroew

 

WOW!!!! This forum just keeps getting better and better.

 

lol, i must say, this is the only 'post when you're drunk' thread i've ever seen on a forum

 

3yep, I am. only 30 more pages till this therad reaches the thong shodown. lets here it for the happy ppl. cheers:

 

I need to add to this thread: I am pretty wasted right now I tried picking up some chick at the bar tonight but I thoink I was slurring sa little to much. Haha good times though. She was probably ugly anyways and I think I have some serious beer goggles on

 

haha, iw as goin to post last ngiht but i couldnt sign in, i forgot my password. Last ngiht i was skinny dippin with some girls, play strip poker, it was a pretty wild night. Im going back again tonight, hopefully ill make another post when im hammered

 

Yep, pretty drunk. My room-mate just bought a house and a bunch of us were/are breaking it in. Needed an escape for a bit, some fat chick was giving me the eye so I had to escape to the bedroom. Hopefully she found some other "fresh meat". Im not that drunk or desperate yet. Opperative word is YET. HEHEHEHE " Fat chicks are like mopeds, there fun to ride until your friends see you on one."

 

Haha!

 

I've figured out when you know your drunk!!! YTes I did... it's when it takes you like 5 ******* minutes just to find this thread.... WooHOoo. Alrighty boys, I am slighltly crunked and feel 'tis my duty to posit. Even though it is not under tha happiest of circumstance. Me and me girlfriend are in a small fight. So I figured I would post until she called back. It's cuz we were partying and she hooked up with a couple of chicks. Am all for it, but this chiick gives me **** about when I get chicks to hook up in front of me, like the super jealous type, so i wanted to make her feel her own medicine. So I ******* just bounced form this party. And I kinda raced a Corvette on the way home. Killed him at 0-40, but thats because he didn't know I wanted to race

Cheers mates