Don't be "that guy" that everyone talks aout the next day after a good party...no one wants to be "that guy"

Dont be
-the guy who wants to play some other beer game than everyone else
-the guy who sucks at pong
-the guy who never played pong
-pretends to be an alcohol guru
-takes on hit of weed and passes out
-the guy who fakes drunkness
-the guy who tries to hook up with girls out of his league
-the creepy guy who chills and watches everyone
-the guy ******* SCREAMING who wont shut up
-the guy who wants to fight everyone when hes drunk
-the guy thats gets bagged
-the guy who actually passes out
-the ugly guy
-the ******* who keeps ******* with the music
-the guy who pretends to be an authoratative figure at the door
-the guy that ruins it all
-the guy no one wants there
-the nosy guy
-the cockblock
-the guy who doesn't know whats going on
-the 3rd wheel
-the gay guy amongst alll straight guys
-the guy who spills **** and doesn't clean it
-the guy who grimes someone elses beer
-the guy who takes someone elses reserves without permission
-Random Hookup Guy
-the guy who WONT play Smash in the morning
-the guy who wakes up early and finds it necessary to wake evryone else
-the wierd guy on the couch
-the guy no one can find in the afternoon
-the guy no one hears from until the next party
-the sober guy with no excuse

Feel free to add to the list!

 

Sooooo........In other words, don't be you, huh?

 

^ lmao

 

Grr the cockblock, that guy just has no clue does he?

 

but what if he does, I mean your gonna tell me you never played cockblock night where you and all your friends at the party just try and make sure that one guy (usually a friend) doesn't get anything that night. It makes for some fun times for sure, but maybe I'm just a dick at times, IDK I'll let you decide.


Also don't be that guy who thinks he can dominate all drinking games, do a keg stand longer then everyone else, and has so much pride in his country of Origin that it pissed everyone else off

 

only thing worse than the cockblock guy is the drunk fat chick/bestfriend...I'm still mad about Sat. night[:@]

 

Don't be
-the guy who never chips in on food/beer/weed but consumes the most
-the guy who pukes on the floor
-the drunk guy who gets naked (so not cool)

-the guy who starts a fight with the bouncer 3x his size

 

-the guy who went home with "the girl" of the party
-the guy who thinks he's mario andretti and wants to race everyone
-the guy who drops his beer in the fish tank
-the guy who drops his condom in the fist tank
-the guy who drops his ***** in his best friends *** even though he's totally not gay and swears he was just drunk even though no one will ever believe me[:@]

 

^+1 for not being the guy who pukes on the floor.
I had that happen last time I had a party. I hate that guy.

 

-the guy who wakes up early and finds it necessary to wake evryone else

WORST "that guy" ever![:@][:@][:@][:@]