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#21

11-06-2007, 08:49 PM

ImTheDevil

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RE: Dear Audi (dear abby)

Heheh, here goes - Dear Audi, why can't you design control arms or wheel bearings worth a f*ck?

The end. I'm happy with the rest of it.

#22

11-06-2007, 08:59 PM

AUDIjp98

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RE: Dear Audi (dear abby)

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the car is being sold lil by lil...its been out there for......4 weeks maybe? not long...i plan on gettin rid of it when i strip most of ibut i dont want that to be too soon

Well thats about the point I would draw the line if I were you dad. What I would do if I was you is sit your dad down and say- "Look I know you dont like looking at that car out there any more than I do. Can we make a deal that I will list everything on ebay I want to sell for a maximum of (2) 7 day auctions with 2 days to prepare the parts for the listing. Maybe a total of 20 days starting today for simplicity reasons and on the 20th day it gets towed."

ill take that approach

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11-06-2007, 09:38 PM

karguy427

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RE: Dear Audi (dear abby)

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Dear Audi...

I recently shot a guy in the face. While this is astandard activity for me, I totally spaced and wore my vintage sharkskin suit during the encounter. Now I've got horrible stains all over my irreplaceable suit! What do I do?! I have heard that lemon juice helps, butI never got around to stashing any lemon juice at the safehouse, and my handler is under surveillance so she can't bring me any for at least a week, by then the stains will probably have set permanently.Are there any alternatives that are typical "around the house" items? 12 year old Scotch maybe? Fulminated Mercury? Chloroform?Anything?! Please HELP!!

Signed,
Red-Bloodied American...

Dear Red-Bloodied American
This one's a no-brainer. With the help of Heloise, I've got an answer for you........
Instead of trying to get the stain out of the suit, you get the "suit" out of the stain! - You dye the suit!
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First, get yourself another guy that won't be missed. Make sure at least one shot gets him in the carotid artery. Stand real close. No problem.

#24

11-06-2007, 10:37 PM

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RE: Dear Audi (dear abby)

^^^BRILLIANT!!!

#25

11-06-2007, 10:44 PM

Trey25

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RE: Dear Audi (dear abby)

Dear Audi
Why did you make a V6 with only 190hp? Then throw on the retarted nemo side mirror all on top a suspension setup rival to a lift truck. Was this some kind of a sick joke?