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Old 01-27-2006, 03:37 PM
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he got way to close for comfort when you asked him 5 flippin times to back off, but the bouncer was too busy flirting with the new girl to notice....
No offense intended, but this sounds like the voice of experience by the way you phrased it. If not, you must have known a few strippers personally to have that sort of insight.

If it is the voice of experience, Hi, I'm Will. How you doin??
***standing just over Will's shoulder*** Hi I'm Troy, but my friends all call me JAZZ, onna counta I'm such a Jazzy guy <smiles and licks eyebrows>...
 
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Old 01-27-2006, 10:41 PM
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Stop licking my eyebrow, you freak. I'm trying to look cool in front of this girl.....
 
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Old 01-28-2006, 01:28 AM
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Oops!!! Sorry! That's the THIRD time this week... <mutters to self and wanders off aimlessly...>
 
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Old 01-29-2006, 03:41 PM
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't let it happen again for at least a week....
 
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:00 PM
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ok, fine, i won't aspire to make sweet love to a stripper anymore...man, you guys are buzz kills.
I do feel bad about trashing your dream. What if I encouraged you to hook up with twins or best friends or some combination thereof outside of the stripper industry? That's a nice dream.....
dream?! that's just sweet reality, my friend.
 
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:03 PM
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jazz and silver, the last few posts make one of the funniest forum conversations i've read in a VERY long time. thanks guys, you literally had me laughing out loud

EDIT: and silver's right, that DEFINITELY sounds like you've got a little experience in the field, sadize
 
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Old 01-29-2006, 07:47 PM
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I have to agree with bentframe on that one.........that was funny as hell.
 
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:45 AM
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classic.....
 
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:00 AM
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ahhhh... Good times... Good times...
 
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:35 AM
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ORIGINAL: bentframe


ORIGINAL: pturbo


ORIGINAL: bentframe

ok, fine, i won't aspire to make sweet love to a stripper anymore...man, you guys are buzz kills.
I do feel bad about trashing your dream. What if I encouraged you to hook up with twins or best friends or some combination thereof outside of the stripper industry? That's a nice dream.....
dream?! that's just sweet reality, my friend.
not for you... but for... who?
c'mon... you know the answer to this one
 


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