Dam near lost my eye!
#12
10-04-2007, 10:48 PM
RE: Dam near lost my eye!
ORIGINAL: MrFlippant
There! I improved your story, now it's appropriatelymanly for retelling in bars! [8D]
ORIGINAL: new2me
A piece of advise, NEVER pick-up aprostitute in the dark!
I moved myfavorite madamout of her house and she gave me a lot of herprostitutes because she cant bring them to FL. Well I putthem in my garage till I had time/space for them. Last night I decided to put them inside before the Cubs game. 1st prostitute I bent down to grab and WHAM! Steel-tipped Madonna brato the eye and all I seen was a white flash like a camera. Checked my vision and looked in a mirror because it felt like my eye was just squired like a shish-ka-bob.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...a/P8080449.jpg
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...a/P8080450.jpg
N E ways hows everyone been? I been so busy with projects for workalong withmy own projects after work I have'nt had the time to get on here really.
A piece of advise, NEVER pick-up aprostitute in the dark!
I moved myfavorite madamout of her house and she gave me a lot of herprostitutes because she cant bring them to FL. Well I putthem in my garage till I had time/space for them. Last night I decided to put them inside before the Cubs game. 1st prostitute I bent down to grab and WHAM! Steel-tipped Madonna brato the eye and all I seen was a white flash like a camera. Checked my vision and looked in a mirror because it felt like my eye was just squired like a shish-ka-bob.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...a/P8080449.jpg
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...a/P8080450.jpg
N E ways hows everyone been? I been so busy with projects for workalong withmy own projects after work I have'nt had the time to get on here really.
anways i got money on the cubs and they just hit a 2 run jack......and theres tons of cub fans in arizona its loud as ****
#13
10-06-2007, 12:11 AM
RE: Dam near lost my eye!
lol you guys are awesome!
Its looking worse but that's normal because its swollen/bruised. (Half the eye is pure red)
I am thinking about telling my customers that I got into a fight with a disgruntled customer and put him in the hospital w/broken jaw, arm, hand & fractured leg.
Its looking worse but that's normal because its swollen/bruised. (Half the eye is pure red)
I am thinking about telling my customers that I got into a fight with a disgruntled customer and put him in the hospital w/broken jaw, arm, hand & fractured leg.
#14
10-06-2007, 03:18 AM
RE: Dam near lost my eye!
if i had a glass eye, i would play tricks on ppl and put it in their ice cream, kinda like a cherry.
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