Recent studies in Creation Science show us that oral sex can be extremely dangerous! We know this to be a fact. For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, "oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth. Creation research indicates that Satan is using the human tongue to infiltrate the soul by way of the vagina, anus, and hole in the tip of the ***** (enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime). Creation Scientists have not yet determined exactly how thousands of tiny little demons extract themselves from human semen and vaginal excretions, but they are convinced that the human tongue is being used as their makeshift nest. "It is on the palette where the devil's minions spawn and reproduce like a swarms of tiny red maggots." says Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Once enough of them are bred, an army is assembled. They exit the nesting area and enter the throat. It is at this point, you are infected, and the battle for your soul begins."

 

well, damn... I think they hit the nail on the head there, LMFAO!

 

good thing my gf is extreamly Christian... lol... cant wait for the army to spawn from her mouth.. should be quite a sight..

 

I had always wondered why that was.

For the record, I just wanna say that I have already committed several crimes this morning - because my ***** is so large.

 

lol nice...

 

Does that mean asian guys commit fewer crimes?

And the ***** size thing does really make sense, that completely explains African Americans being a majority of the imprisoned populationin the United States.

 

LMFAO... no comment on what i did this morning

 

Well im glad i read this i always thought i was releasing the demons when i busted 1off which is why i did it so much. So im acually releasing good spirit's into the holes of hell.

 

**** that explains why according to my girl "you fvck like your possessed". It all comes together now. LMAO

 

Maybe the demons are what possess me to bury it so damn deep, they want to get home!