when your stoned, you cant get passed 65. ever see black sheep? Do you know how fast you were going?

65-70?

No, 7... 7 miles an hour!

 

i dont know about that,
last weekend i was stoned the whole way to anchorage and back
went 80- 90 the whole way in my brother's s40.
made it in the winter in 4 hours and 50 minutes (357 miles) yes, it was snowy in parts
yes, im proud of my time, lol

 

You sure you werent on a plane thinking you were driving.

 

i wished i was on a plane, i had a body high like a ****, i just wanted to chill, lol
so i got there fast! hah

 

Well, stop smoking drugs. haha if you wreck that audi or a nice s40, i will kick your ***.

 

he hey
its just like coffee to me
not drugs, unless you want to call caffiene a drug

granted its legal here, its not legal to drive high, sooo ya
i soo wasnt stoned, lol

 

Beep Beep! Get ready!
Do you drive the speed limit? Of course
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope
What's the fastest you've ever driven? 130
Do you listen to music in your car? Hells yeah
Would you rather be the driver or the passenger? Driver
Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers? They know better
Whats the longest distance you've ever driven in one day? Trenton, NJ to Akron, OH 9 1/2 hours
Did you have any restrictions on where you can drive? Uh... what?
What kind of car do you drive? 00 A4 1.8tqm
How many cars have you owned? 18[/color]19
Did you pass your learner's permit test the first time? Yup. I got knocked 2 points for not properly merging into a bike lane.
Do you have a lot of junk in your car? Yes?
Is your car clean? Maybe
Do you sing while driving? Yup
Ever followed somone while driving just to see where they were going? lol, nope
Do you use cruise control? Yup, mostly on drives over 2 hours on a freeway.
Do you blast your music? Me? Never.
Ever run a red light? Once
Ever been chased by the cops? Nope
Ever been in an accident? 3. I was a passenger twice and the third was the other drivers fault.
Ever have a flat tire? Not in my car.
Ever had something else happen to your car? Someone used my Pathfinder as an etc-a-sketch and carved an F bomb on the drivers side door.
Does your car have a sunroof? yup
Is your transmission automatic or stickshift? Stick
Does your car get good gas mileage? Beats me
Ever run out of gas? Twice. I should probably fix that...
Ever run over an animal with your car? Only previously squished ones.
What year is your car? 00
Ever get your car stuck somewhere? Nope
Ever back your car into something/someone back theirs into yours? Car backed into mine in a parking lot
Ever get a parking ticket? nope
Ever driven without a license? nope
Ever race your car? no...
Ever had your windshield wipers stop working? nope
Ever lock your keys in your car? nope
Anyone ever throw up in your car? nope
Ever lose your keys? nope
Ever have a dead battery? Yup
Ever hit a mailbox or run in a ditch? nope
Ever leave your lights on? Yup
Do you have a car payment? Yup
Ever drive drunk? Yup
Ever come close to getting in an accident but didnt? Yup
Do you like driving? Yup
Do you like your car? Yup

 

Do you drive the speed limit? of course!
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? several
What's the fastest you've ever driven? 135 in a car, 165 on a bike
Do you listen to music in your car? yes
Would you rather be the driver or the passenger? driver
Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers? nope, i don't stand for that ****
Whats the longest distance you've ever driven in one day? about 650
Did you have any restrictions on where you can drive? what?
What kind of car do you drive? an old shitty saturn for now
How many cars have you owned? 8-10 i don't really know
Did you pass your learner's permit test the first time? yup
Do you have a lot of junk in your car? nope
Is your car clean? my audi was, my new bucket is not
Do you sing while driving? hell yes all day long!!
Ever followed somone while driving just to see where they were going? nope but i do wonder and make predictions a lot
Do you use cruise control? on late night freeway trips
Do you blast your music? again, not in my new bucket [>:]
Ever run a red light? ever listen to adam corolla on the radio?
Ever been chased by the cops? not inmy car
Ever been in an accident? unfortunately yes
Ever have a flat tire? who hasn't?
Ever had something else happen to your car? uuuuh, yes?
Does your car have a sunroof? see above answers re: bucket
Is your transmission automatic or stickshift?manual is a must
Does your car get good gas mileage? hell yes that's the only good thing about it!
Ever run out of gas? indeed
Ever run over an animal with your car? a dead one <--same here!
What year is your car? 1994
Ever get your car stuck somewhere? not the audi, but i've gotten other cars stuck in snow, mud, sand, just about everywhere you can get a car/truck stuck
Ever back your car into something/someone back theirs into yours? nope....knock on wood!
Ever get a parking ticket? hell yes santa cruz builttheirnew parkwith revenue from my tickets alone!
Ever driven without a license? a long time ago, yes
Ever race your car? hahaha, dumb question <---agreed
Ever had your windshield wipers stop working? nope
Ever lock your keys in your car? nope
Anyone ever throw up in your car? i would kill them.
Ever lose your keys? yup
Ever have a dead battery? yup
Ever hit a mailbox or run in a ditch? no and no
Ever leave your lights on? yup
Do you have a car payment? nope i have a bucket
Ever drive drunk? not even going there <-- werd
Ever come close to getting in an accident but didnt? one time i fell asleep on 17 and i actually started dreaming before i woke up
Do you like driving? i liked driving the audi...not so much in the bucket
Do you like your car? hell no

 

ugh im to lazy to copy and paste.

 

Car Survey


Beep Beep! Get ready!
Do you drive the speed limit? Not usually Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes
What's the fastest you've ever driven? 127 (my A4 tops out at 130)
Do you listen to music in your car? Yes
Would you rather be the driver or the passenger? Driver
Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers? No because I don’t let them
What’s the longest distance you've ever driven in one day? Don’t know probably Columbus about 100miles or so
Did you have any restrictions on where you can drive? Yeah when my license was suspended for my speeding ticket I could only drive to school and back
What kind of car do you drive? 1996 Audi A4 2.8 QM
How many cars have you owned? 0 my parents technically have owned all the cars I’ve driven
Did you pass your learner's permit test the first time? Learners yes. License test-no
Do you have a lot of junk in your car? Only in the trunk
Is your car clean? Yes
Do you sing while driving? When I’m alone
Ever followed someone while driving just to see where they were going? No Do you use cruise control? Yes
Do you blast your music? Yes
Ever run a red light? Yes
Ever been chased by the cops? No
Ever been in an accident? No
Ever have a flat tire? No
Ever had something else happen to your car? Yeah, I backed it into a 6x6 post and some ***** at my school put a dent in the hood that I still haven’t fixed Does your car have a sunroof? No, it has a moonroof
Is your transmission automatic or stickshift? Stick for life
Does your car get good gas mileage? Depends on my mood
Ever run out of gas? no
Ever run over an animal with your car? no
What year is your car? 1996
Ever get your car stuck somewhere? Not yet
Ever back your car into something / someone backs theirs into yours? See above Ever get a parking ticket? no
Ever driven without a license? no Ever race your car? I have a 12v, but yes I lost to a k24 powered Maxima (hangs head in shame) we were doing rolling starts though and he wouldn’t race from a stop.
Ever had your windshield wipers stop working? no
Ever lock your keys in your car? No my audi has a nice feature that doesn’t let you do that
Anyone ever throw up in your car? No, and they will go out the window if the ever have to
Ever lose your keys? no
Ever have a dead battery? Yes in the Mitsubishi
Ever hit a mailbox or run in a ditch? Mailbox-no, ditch-sorta
Ever leave your lights on? Yeah, in the Mitsubishi
Do you have a car payment? no
Ever drive drunk? no
Ever come close to getting in an accident but didn’t? all the time, the dumba$$es around here don’t know how to drive Do you like driving? I love to drive
Do you like your car? I love my car, the only way it could be better was if it was a 2.7 with biturbos