He: This has NEVER happened to me before...

She: It's OK, Sweetie, I understand. I mean, finding out your parents did "IT" in teh back-seat of your car...

 

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I figured you'd get a K1CK outta that "caption"

 

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First caption:

Its cool if you like to fvck guys..i got friends that like to fvck guys........................................in jail.


Second caption:

I swear, im suiing for false advertiesment.... the people in those commercials always looked so happy.

or

Him thinking... God, im gonna have to go to the clinic tomorrow morning......stupid!! always remember to check the quality of the turf BEFORE you step out on the field..

shes thinking.... Another one bites the dust.

 

Him: "Fvck, I hope this boner medicine starts wearing off"

Her: "I just can't ever get him to rise to the challenge"

 

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Thought-bubble from BOTH that connects in teh middle: "I think I'm facing teh wrong way. I wonder if S/He noticed, yet?"

 

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"Rearended? Call the John Smith Attourney at law firm, we'll get those bastards for all theyre worth. Call 1 800 RearEnd"