Broken Toe
#1
11-01-2010, 10:00 AM
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Broken Toe
Aiiiight... I broke my middle-toe, on my right foot. Lemme 'splain:
On Thursday's, I play soccer with a buncha other useta-beens, her on Ft. Belvoir. some old (like me... I'm, like, 5th or 6th ldest. I kno, rite!), some young, some inbetween. Some can play (like me), some have never played, some played a little, a long time ago... You get the idea.
Been playing with these guys for about 3-4 months, now, pretty much every thursday. 3-weeks ago my foot got stepped on. Dint think anything of it, at the time. My foot hurt, of course, but it had JUST been stepped on, so it was supposed to hurt. A (very busy) week+ later (so busy that I had skipped soccer, that week), I was clipping my claws and noticed that, not only did my toe STILL hurt, kinda sorta, but my toe was swollen to almost 3x its normal size, and was black/purple/dark-green in an interesting menage of coloring. SCHITT!!!
Taped it to its sister-toes, for a week, and it was kinda getting better; THEN, I stubbed it!!!
THAT hurt!!!
Now, its in a splint.
I hadda buy a pair of those HORRIBLE-looking Crocs, to walk around in, because its the only thing I found that'll fit my toe-splint.
I think I'll put them up on eBay, after teh new year. My splint'll well be off and done with, by then. Crocs are for DOOFS (and MEN with broken middle-toes on their right foot).
On Thursday's, I play soccer with a buncha other useta-beens, her on Ft. Belvoir. some old (like me... I'm, like, 5th or 6th ldest. I kno, rite!), some young, some inbetween. Some can play (like me), some have never played, some played a little, a long time ago... You get the idea.
Been playing with these guys for about 3-4 months, now, pretty much every thursday. 3-weeks ago my foot got stepped on. Dint think anything of it, at the time. My foot hurt, of course, but it had JUST been stepped on, so it was supposed to hurt. A (very busy) week+ later (so busy that I had skipped soccer, that week), I was clipping my claws and noticed that, not only did my toe STILL hurt, kinda sorta, but my toe was swollen to almost 3x its normal size, and was black/purple/dark-green in an interesting menage of coloring. SCHITT!!!
Taped it to its sister-toes, for a week, and it was kinda getting better; THEN, I stubbed it!!!
THAT hurt!!!
Now, its in a splint.
I hadda buy a pair of those HORRIBLE-looking Crocs, to walk around in, because its the only thing I found that'll fit my toe-splint.
I think I'll put them up on eBay, after teh new year. My splint'll well be off and done with, by then. Crocs are for DOOFS (and MEN with broken middle-toes on their right foot).
#2
11-01-2010, 10:56 AM
Haha those used crocs will surely fetch you 0.01 if that's your starting bid :P
Shame about your digit. Sounds unpleasant! Horrifying that you stubbed it. Jeebus that is some bad luck.
Shame about your digit. Sounds unpleasant! Horrifying that you stubbed it. Jeebus that is some bad luck.
#5
11-01-2010, 01:21 PM
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11-01-2010, 01:54 PM
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#8
11-01-2010, 02:27 PM
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don't think he was talkin about the big toe!
#9
11-01-2010, 04:05 PM
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Not talkin bout da toe, either!
It DOES kinda hurt, a l'il bit, from xtreeme loneliness, Kelly...?!?!?! My "internet wife" just doesn't understand me...
It DOES kinda hurt, a l'il bit, from xtreeme loneliness, Kelly...?!?!?! My "internet wife" just doesn't understand me...
