My dad sent these 2 emails to me:

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Black hurricanes....

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else
To be pissed about. A black congresswoman, from Florida , has complained
That the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such
as
Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jam al. I am NOT making this
up!
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in Language that
Street people can understand because one of the problems that happened
in
New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness
of
The situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather
report.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says...

Wazzup, *****-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be
Headin fo' yo *** like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo'
Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest
Guv'ment office fo yo FREE ****!
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Hi Pals,
I'm against the $85,000,000, 000.00 bailout of AIG.
Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000, 000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,0 00 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax-free.
So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000, 000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000 .00.
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put aw ay money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out
a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off t he rea l estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.
And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59. 5 Bill ion because
$25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards,
A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic.
PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's good for a laugh
Glenn Freezman
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Just thought I would share.

Josh

P.S. I am in NO WAY racist! Just passing on an email.

 

are you kidding... seriously, we are about to hit a depression and a congresswoman is complaining about hurricane names? grow up, im sorry, but seriously, we have far bigger problems to worry about...

she shouldnt have anything to do with politics.

 

i'm lost for words. she sounds a bit like obama, inexperienced

 

man... who pissed on her fried chicken and watermelon this morning.... : /

 

anyone remember that old eddie murphy claymation show "The PJ's"?
Only episode I remember had a terrible blizzard. This was about the time El Nino was f'ing things up. News reporter was talking about the devastation the blizzard was going to put on the city, and the financial stress it would cost the city for recovery. Called the weather patters that caused it 'El Negro'. Eddie Murphys character said something like 'bout time they named something after us'.

Irony, its often times funny.

 

I hate **** like that. I'm not a racict either, but this is America....not Africa. I'm shure in Africa they would use an African name, and in Japan Thy use Japaneese names. WTF!!! Thats like someone getting fed up with Gangsta rap, because its too Gangster and they should make it a little more white so lawyers and priests could enjoy it......im rambling....F that BeeHotch !!!

 

We'll start a campaign!

Black culture should be less black, to include other races as well!

 

its not anyones either that blacks dont understand or rather be able to comprehend certain english as well...

we all start out life not knowing how to speak at all, but learn anyway

 

you left out a word i think, i'm having trouble understanding/comprehending what you're saying. ; )


BTW, bullshit about not understanding the severity of the storm...



If **** like that comes towards you and 'the white people' are leaving town, is it really that damn hard to figure out **** is about to hit the fan?

 

Umm, 85 billion divided by 200 million is 425 bucks, not 425 000.

Epic simple math fail, I guess?