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Old 11-25-2005 | 02:31 PM
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I have a real problem here with one of the service guys and i would really like to see him let go but I need good reasoning of course any help would be greatly appreicated

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Old 11-25-2005 | 02:39 PM
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Talk to the manager that his service guy is crazy. When he eventually says there's nothing he can do since you don't have a good reason, punch the service guy in the throat (while no one's looking of course). Then while he's on his knees holding his neck, run into the managers office, point to the service guy, and tell the manager that he's so crazy he's trying to choke himself.

That or get Heinz to kneecap him.
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 02:54 PM
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very simple in the US I'm sure "put some dope/smoke/white/coke in his locker" then report him for using drugs on the job "very nasty thing to do but some deserve it" if you want him gone that bad
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 03:12 PM
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ooo good I like that one avant80@2.6 thanks also baconbait thanks but I'm not sure about that one
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 05:20 PM
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are u friend wit the ohter works there
just get all the works on your side and have them all complain about the service guy to your manager
say hes doesnt do any work and he is screwing up when he does work
he just a horrible mold that needs to be cut off
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 05:33 PM
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it sounds good but rarely works "you find out who your friends are" and they might be the objectives friend more than yours and don't want to upset the applecart then you loose your job[:-], whack him on the head with a dolly hammer (joke) the setup and keep it quiet is best approach "tell no one"
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 05:35 PM
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what a cunning bugger I am I was never one to get on the wrong side of
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 05:37 PM
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avant80@2.6 is rite but i say plant some opium cause those drugs he listed are too common
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 05:44 PM
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good point mate, that's not so common in the UK but any drug use is enough to get you fired in this high safety trade and in most cases they talk to the person quite like so as not to get him jailed like please hand in your notice sort of thing
 
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Old 11-25-2005 | 06:36 PM
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avant80@2.6 i also like your idea wack him with a hammer me and this a$$hole have gone toe to toe twice already in 2 days and then he went toe to toe with the VW parts manager this guy is just a joke
 



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