I know Iknow, what you want me to do about it now. I'm already drunk.

 

I think if a cop rolled up and saw you guys doing what you were doing itd enough to charge you with unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and possibly burglary. Not smart man.

 

meah, something like that, not like we hurt anything, + if you leave the keys in a car at a carlot, thats entire business is to sell cars and someone gets a better look at a car cus your dumb employe leaves the keys in it. well then. I don't konw were I was goin with this.

 

That's awesome! I would have done the same thing, but I don't know if I could have brought myself to drive it anywhere. Then they really could have charged you with trying to steal it. Turning it on though, that's sweet. They had a new A8L in the showroom when I bought my car... That wine cooler in the back is crazy...

 

I used to work at a car dealership here in town. Every car in the back lot had a key in it with the doors unlocked. It was a GMC/Pontiac/Buick dealer so I guess they figured no one, not even a crook would
want to be seen behind the wheel of one of their cars.

 

I'm sure they'd be happy if someone stole a couple cars. They get insurance money anyways which would come out to be more than than the cars were worth...

 

You should have called everyone you know, had one of them bring a bolt cutter, and held an impromptu Gumball Rally. You would have become a legend to all of your friends and everyone would have told that story for the rest of their lives. You blew it!

 

I'm already a legend to all my friends, and their girlfriends, if you know what I mean.

 

If that were true - you wouldn't have any friends!

 

****, you got me. well letts put it this way. some friens(used loosly) girlfriends fancyed me for some strage reason, and left there guy after they had runins with me. But do not fret my bestest of audi friends. that is only thing I let happen to guys that are DB's and renig on like five offers to buy crap. he kinda had it coming to. he was dateing a 19 yearold. she was pretty frisky.