I found this on another forum. Thought you might like it.

Beer

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver."
- Babe Ruth

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools.
- Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
- H.L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C
- W.C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
- Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his
buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can
only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine ! That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers..........


Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over
by a State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked
him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get
to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives
the guy his license back.


The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on
the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK",the trooper smacks
him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your
wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "'I wish that SOB
would've tried that **** with me!'"

 

have u visited our EX WORLD FAMOUS BEER THREAD
https://www.audiforums.com/m_15507/tm.htm

 

Yup, voted for Heineken. Guess I could have posted there. My bad.

 

We forgive you... But only because of your cool sig photo. Next time think b4 u post, not the other way around[8D]

 

i havent read that long *** post, but i shall agree with what was mentioned above!