The Bank Teller
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The Bank Teller
I got jokes, too...
A really old guy walks into a bank and says to the Teller, "I wanna open a DAMN checking account!"
"Excuse me." responds the Teller.
"I SAID, 'I wanna open a DAMN checking account!!!"
"Sir, here at City National Bank we do ont tolerate that sort of language."
"I don't give a DAMN." Shouts the old guy. "I wanna open a DAMN checking account!"
"Wait right there, Sir." Replies the Teller, as she walks over to the bank Managers' desk.
A minute later the bank Manager is standing in front of the old guy and asks "What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"I wanna open a DAMN checking account." The old guy reiterates.
"I'm sorry, Sir," the bank Manager responds, "here at City National Bank we don't tolerate THAT sort of language."
The old guy says, "Look, I just won 20 Million dollare in the State lottery and I WANNA OPEN A DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT!!!"
After a brief pause then bank Manager says, "And, this B*tch was giving you a hard time?
B*tch, YOU'RE FIRED!
A really old guy walks into a bank and says to the Teller, "I wanna open a DAMN checking account!"
"Excuse me." responds the Teller.
"I SAID, 'I wanna open a DAMN checking account!!!"
"Sir, here at City National Bank we do ont tolerate that sort of language."
"I don't give a DAMN." Shouts the old guy. "I wanna open a DAMN checking account!"
"Wait right there, Sir." Replies the Teller, as she walks over to the bank Managers' desk.
A minute later the bank Manager is standing in front of the old guy and asks "What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"I wanna open a DAMN checking account." The old guy reiterates.
"I'm sorry, Sir," the bank Manager responds, "here at City National Bank we don't tolerate THAT sort of language."
The old guy says, "Look, I just won 20 Million dollare in the State lottery and I WANNA OPEN A DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT!!!"
After a brief pause then bank Manager says, "And, this B*tch was giving you a hard time?
B*tch, YOU'RE FIRED!