I got jokes, too...

A really old guy walks into a bank and says to the Teller, "I wanna open a DAMN checking account!"

"Excuse me." responds the Teller.

"I SAID, 'I wanna open a DAMN checking account!!!"

"Sir, here at City National Bank we do ont tolerate that sort of language."

"I don't give a DAMN." Shouts the old guy. "I wanna open a DAMN checking account!"

"Wait right there, Sir." Replies the Teller, as she walks over to the bank Managers' desk.

A minute later the bank Manager is standing in front of the old guy and asks "What seems to be the problem, sir?"

"I wanna open a DAMN checking account." The old guy reiterates.

"I'm sorry, Sir," the bank Manager responds, "here at City National Bank we don't tolerate THAT sort of language."

The old guy says, "Look, I just won 20 Million dollare in the State lottery and I WANNA OPEN A DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT!!!"

After a brief pause then bank Manager says, "And, this B*tch was giving you a hard time?

B*tch, YOU'RE FIRED!

 

meh so so. [&:]

 

B for effort.. but C for humour.

 

eh ive heard better

 

not funny

 

...he said, on behalf of bank tellers, the world over...

 

naw man I just thought that the joke could have done without sharing it just was not funny

 

My most humble of apologies Oh Grand Arbiter of Humor. I'm sure everybody goes ROTFLMAO over everything joke you share, huh?

 

no they don't actaully but that joke was definetly not that funny to share and not worth mine time to read as others have already agreed with this

 

Humor snob