The B*tch List
#21
03-02-2008, 08:01 PM
RE: The B*tch List
1. Still have a tear in my flex pipe
2. Havea tear in my exhaust pipe at the last bend right before my muffler (not on the bend, right before it and it's parallel to the pipe, weird)
3. Odd smell from under the hood
4. Odd smoke from under the hood, possibly related to the odd smell and a new valve cover gasket didn't fix it
5. Vibration at 80-MPH that wheel balancing didn't fix, possibly aerodynamic
6. 2nd gear syncro got ground up and spit out in disgust (not really, but it's pretty much shot I think)
7. The TDI Jetta still kicks my ***
2. Havea tear in my exhaust pipe at the last bend right before my muffler (not on the bend, right before it and it's parallel to the pipe, weird)
3. Odd smell from under the hood
4. Odd smoke from under the hood, possibly related to the odd smell and a new valve cover gasket didn't fix it
5. Vibration at 80-MPH that wheel balancing didn't fix, possibly aerodynamic
6. 2nd gear syncro got ground up and spit out in disgust (not really, but it's pretty much shot I think)
7. The TDI Jetta still kicks my ***
#23
03-02-2008, 10:28 PM
RE: The B*tch List
ORIGINAL: S4sweetee
** my wheels are hard to keep clean.
***sometimes i break a fingernail when i clean my wheels.
****it's cold when i go to wash my car at the car wash. and sometimes the coins don't go in properly.
*****gas is kind of expensive. i don't care, really. doesn't change my driving style, but just making note of that.
******i can't put the top down in this weather.
** my wheels are hard to keep clean.
***sometimes i break a fingernail when i clean my wheels.
****it's cold when i go to wash my car at the car wash. and sometimes the coins don't go in properly.
*****gas is kind of expensive. i don't care, really. doesn't change my driving style, but just making note of that.
******i can't put the top down in this weather.
As an eternal optimist, I'm thinking that us Audi owners ain't bad off by any stretch of the imagination...
(after all, you *could* be driving a real POS...)
#24
03-03-2008, 12:49 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Posts: 459
RE: The B*tch List
1. deep deep scratch on the passenger fender, when i fell asleep in my driveway due to exhaust leek, ran into a grill
2. exhaust leek which caused number 1
3. valve cover leeks.
4. missing half the parts that are supposed to be under the hood causing more check engine light then i cancount on my hands and feet.
5. needs clutch bad since i bought some new stuff.
6. driver seat has rip in it
7. it came with a bov and no idea were the dv goes cause i just don't know refer to number 4
8. driver side front bumper wont stay connected to the car.
9. i hate the seat due tohaving to crank that wheel to make the seat recline.
10. autozone gave me somehow the right brakes with the wrong conector for thewear sensor on the front, new brakes and i dont want to buy new ones yet.
11. the digital dash has pixelations missing.
12. the abs sensor in the front bad.
13. somethings wrong when i open the window i feel air comming in by the speaker
14. I LOVE THE CAR TO MUCH TO LET GO, IT IS GOING TO RUN INTO THE GROUND BUT I SEEM NOT TO CARE AND NO ONE WANTS TO HELP ME THAT IS THE WORST PART[sm=imsmilin.gif][sm=headbang.gif]
2. exhaust leek which caused number 1
3. valve cover leeks.
4. missing half the parts that are supposed to be under the hood causing more check engine light then i cancount on my hands and feet.
5. needs clutch bad since i bought some new stuff.
6. driver seat has rip in it
7. it came with a bov and no idea were the dv goes cause i just don't know refer to number 4
8. driver side front bumper wont stay connected to the car.
9. i hate the seat due tohaving to crank that wheel to make the seat recline.
10. autozone gave me somehow the right brakes with the wrong conector for thewear sensor on the front, new brakes and i dont want to buy new ones yet.
11. the digital dash has pixelations missing.
12. the abs sensor in the front bad.
13. somethings wrong when i open the window i feel air comming in by the speaker
14. I LOVE THE CAR TO MUCH TO LET GO, IT IS GOING TO RUN INTO THE GROUND BUT I SEEM NOT TO CARE AND NO ONE WANTS TO HELP ME THAT IS THE WORST PART[sm=imsmilin.gif][sm=headbang.gif]
#26
03-03-2008, 02:04 PM
RE: The B*tch List
-Entire front bumper needs replacing due to the previous owners "drunken antics."
Headlights are not HID's and are also still foggy after my attempts to "wet sand" them
-Drive side headlight is off just a bit and points down towards the ground further reducing my visibility
-Something wrong with the power steering, needs fluid for sure, but that DAMN NOISE IS KILLING ME WTF IS IT OMG EVERY MORNING I..... yeah...
-All four rims seems to be bent, not just one like the previous owned suggested
-Rims have serious road rash
-Hood needs to be replaced for the same reason as the first one
-Interior headliner and floor are a bit stained here and there due to more "drunken antics" of the previous owner
-My FREAKIN TIPTRONIC DOESN'T WORK. It's a 2.8 A6 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. GIVE ME TIP AT LEAST!!
-Clearly there is an issue with my rearview mirror which gives me double vision whenever it damn well pleases
-3/4 tires have blown out in the past 2 months.
-Missing passenger side fog light
-Cracked vanity mirror. HOW!!!!!!
-Impending timing belt DOOM
-Impending oil change DOOM
-impending spark plug change DOOM
-Impending air filter replacement DOOM
-Keyless entry not programmed yet.... 200 dollars for FTL!!
-Tiny scratches in random places on the car. WHY!!!!!!!
-The desert is NO PLACE FOR A DARK AUDI. WHY DO I EVEN DETAIL IT!!!!
-Car needs to be lowered to be sexier than my 2.7t driving friend with K04's!!! GAHHHH
-Brakes squeak from time to time
-Some odd rattle when going over bumps
-Want darker tint
Other than that... My Audi + Me = <3
Headlights are not HID's and are also still foggy after my attempts to "wet sand" them
-Drive side headlight is off just a bit and points down towards the ground further reducing my visibility
-Something wrong with the power steering, needs fluid for sure, but that DAMN NOISE IS KILLING ME WTF IS IT OMG EVERY MORNING I..... yeah...
-All four rims seems to be bent, not just one like the previous owned suggested
-Rims have serious road rash
-Hood needs to be replaced for the same reason as the first one
-Interior headliner and floor are a bit stained here and there due to more "drunken antics" of the previous owner
-My FREAKIN TIPTRONIC DOESN'T WORK. It's a 2.8 A6 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. GIVE ME TIP AT LEAST!!
-Clearly there is an issue with my rearview mirror which gives me double vision whenever it damn well pleases
-3/4 tires have blown out in the past 2 months.
-Missing passenger side fog light
-Cracked vanity mirror. HOW!!!!!!
-Impending timing belt DOOM
-Impending oil change DOOM
-impending spark plug change DOOM
-Impending air filter replacement DOOM
-Keyless entry not programmed yet.... 200 dollars for FTL!!
-Tiny scratches in random places on the car. WHY!!!!!!!
-The desert is NO PLACE FOR A DARK AUDI. WHY DO I EVEN DETAIL IT!!!!
-Car needs to be lowered to be sexier than my 2.7t driving friend with K04's!!! GAHHHH
-Brakes squeak from time to time
-Some odd rattle when going over bumps
-Want darker tint
Other than that... My Audi + Me = <3
#27
03-03-2008, 02:45 PM
RE: The B*tch List
cosmetically:
no rs4 kit
need new front bumper
some *** bag hit my rear quarter panel and left me a note
headlights need an upgrade
need to install neuspeed race/bilstein sports, still in the corner of my bedroom
mechanically:
need to replace DV
need to replace K03
need to replace cat and exhaust manifold
need to find, buy and install k04
need to get down to labree for HFC and DP
other than that im cars phukn great
no rs4 kit
need new front bumper
some *** bag hit my rear quarter panel and left me a note
headlights need an upgrade
need to install neuspeed race/bilstein sports, still in the corner of my bedroom
mechanically:
need to replace DV
need to replace K03
need to replace cat and exhaust manifold
need to find, buy and install k04
need to get down to labree for HFC and DP
other than that im cars phukn great
#28
03-03-2008, 08:25 PM
RE: The B*tch List
well lets see...
-front bumber needs to be replaced (cracked)
-hood needs to be replaced (dented thanks to someone trying to slid across it and paints a bit chipped)
-dent right above the left rear wheel
-head unit has dead pixels
-headliner iscoming down a little
-all wheels have curb rash from previous owner
-drivers seat is a little ripped
-window switch for back left window needs to be replaced
-cup holders dont pop up
-burns a little oil
-oh and i need a new clutch and transmission
alright lets see someone beat that
-front bumber needs to be replaced (cracked)
-hood needs to be replaced (dented thanks to someone trying to slid across it and paints a bit chipped)
-dent right above the left rear wheel
-head unit has dead pixels
-headliner iscoming down a little
-all wheels have curb rash from previous owner
-drivers seat is a little ripped
-window switch for back left window needs to be replaced
-cup holders dont pop up
-burns a little oil
-oh and i need a new clutch and transmission
alright lets see someone beat that
#29
03-03-2008, 11:11 PM
RE: The B*tch List
Hmmmm, let's see...
Siruis radio drops out periodically for less than a second for no obvious reason
6-disc in-dash CD player doesn't read all CDs name and track information
It's still got under 800 miles on the clock and I've had it just over 5 weeks
It snowed recently and they salted the roads
It's not the RS4 that I considered buying
It's still waaayy too easy to speed with this effortless acceleration
but, still, it's a freaking nice car and I love it!
Siruis radio drops out periodically for less than a second for no obvious reason
6-disc in-dash CD player doesn't read all CDs name and track information
It's still got under 800 miles on the clock and I've had it just over 5 weeks
It snowed recently and they salted the roads
It's not the RS4 that I considered buying
It's still waaayy too easy to speed with this effortless acceleration
but, still, it's a freaking nice car and I love it!