ATTN! SUPER SERIOUS URGENT FIRE RAPE!!!
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RE: ATTN! SUPER SERIOUS URGENT FIRE RAPE!!!
Hey bros, so anyway I was hanging out with my three homies last night. We was smoking and stuff in my moms apartment because thats the only place we can do it, because we're just baller like that. So anyway, we were doing that just chilling and ****, and then the fire alarm goes off! But I didnt freak or nothing, i just sat all calm and ****, then a f*cking turkey busted through da wall and I had to go handle this because its mah moms apartment, ya know? So I confront this mudda fugging turkey talking about, why you break my wall. I gotz a shotgun, and hes like, sorry bro.. the wind pushed me through. And I said thats bullsh*t turkey, thats bullsh*t. So hes like, no you're bullsh*t and he got all up in my face so den we like played rock paper scissors to see who would leave the apartment and I lost the first game, but it was best out of 3.. but I lost the 3rd game as well. So anyway.. I go to the door and leave the apartment, so I walk down to the street corner and.. whistle for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror so if anything I would think that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo home to belaire'! Did you see what I did there? *******!
Spark Notes: A turkey broke mah wall.
Spark Notes: A turkey broke mah wall.