I wanna put my new turbo in.[:@]

 

My kid complains whenI pronounce 'England' as "Angland" (long 'A').
Thinks it's funny because my dad was born there.
Angland!
Angland!
Angland!
So there...........

Can you say aluminium?

 

I just got my new wheels...

 

You have Aids.[8D][&:][:@][:'(][>:][][X(][:-][&o]

 

I must say this thread is like Seinfeld on AF. Hella entertaining but also hella pointless.

 

i'm getting 3 piranhas tomorrow... i'm sooo stoked

muhahahah

 

word

 

That was way too on topic. Go to your room and think about what you've done.


So one of my ex-girlfriends just gave me back my Ducati hat after having ganked it like five years ago. I always loved seeing her wear that hat though, because there was this other girl that I dated before and this girl hated her with a passion. I never told her that this hat was bought for me by Girl #1, worn by Girl #1 innumerable times, and Girl #1 even wore it a was times when we had sex. Haha, yeah steal my hat, b!tch, and think about Aspen while you're wearing it, I know I will be.....

 

Ooook.....Can i come out yet?

 

I like police tv but never see Audi's getting chased and my dog hates when i put her toy in my mouth.