Personally, I think it's HOT that you do. Man, if you also:
[ol][*]Played a Saxaphone[*]Sung like Anita Baker[*]Were proportionally gifted, front and back[*]Cud deep-throat a Kilbasa (or, something around THAT size, circumference-wise)[*]Were INTO BDSM, BIG TIME[*]Lived in teh Metro DC area[*]Were (prolly just a little bit) older (I'm guessing)[*]Were into Moustache rides that lasted, say, 2-3 hours, on occasion[*]And, drove an Audi[/ol]I'd ask you to marry me[sm=icon_ladiesman.gif]

Ahh well, 3 outta 9 ain't bad, I guess

 

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I wish I saw this post before the edit... Or do I...
But I'll admit to
1
3 (I guess)
A little of 5 (handcuffs and that's about it)
8
9

Oh and you would be the second marriage proposal I got since being on this forum!
So get in line bub!

In order for me to accept a marriage proposal, YOU must meet the following criteria!

1. Drive an Audi TT.
2. Live in the NY Tri state area.
3. Be between ages 21 and 26.
4. Have the rear seat removed on your TT (preferably replaced with some sorta **** carpet, tasteful color of course).
5. Must be a doctor/currently matriculated in med school (for role play sessions to be accurate).

 

[ol][*]It was basically teh same, I just added the smileys, when I edited it[*]I'm too old/you're too young... I think we both agree teh age diff is TOO great[*]I cud never drive anything that small that dint say "Porsche," AND "Turbo" in teh owners' manual[*]Believe me when I say that I have recieved training in life saving medical techniques... COMBAT life saving techniques, that is, so if you happen upon someone missing a limb, bubbling their way through a sucking-chest wound, or bleeding out some nice arterial blood, you could do much worse than calling ME.[*]Where you gonna find a doctor that speaks 4-5 languages? EDYT: that isn't living in a 3rd-world country, that is...[*]4-1/2 out of 9 is better than 0 out of 5, huh?[/ol]

 

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Okay so maybe I'm too picky... You can go ahead and scratch #5
I'll replace it with: Must be willing to do some of the work!

UGH!!! I didn't realize Playa had posted! Think I'm going to be sick... [:'(]

 

heheh, as much as he bashes women, he must like men, so i don't think you have any problems.

 

Hmm you seem to fit my modified criteria...

J/K... Although... Oh never mind!

 

score. hehehehh

 

*Ahem* How much for a rear seat delete?