a: It hasn't snowed here yet, but I went out on the ice the other day. Sort of helped my get a feel for the AWD - it was nice.

q: What were you driving??

 

a 4cyl jeep wrangler with a rice can, my temporary drive b4 i can get a good car

would you belive me if i said the cars my dads?

 

a: No, probably not.

q: Why, is it??

 

no, he stole it from the guy that gets up early to make the dunkin doughnuts.

have you considered working apartment maintenance? They look for guys to do basic painting, filter changes, blood spill clean ups and servicing lonely housewives. I did it for three summers in highschool.

 

A: no but i need a job BAD!

Q: whats your current job?

 

I collect money the old fashion way. I think my title is best described as "Influencer"

Do you owe anyone money?


(For all you FBI types, I was kidding)

 

A: nope but enough is owed to me that i could buy my gt3071r

Q: anyone owe you money?

 

A: as a matter of fact, i think my "employer" has forgotten to give me a paycheck for the last several, several years. i'm thinkin he owes close to 2 million for everything.

Q: how do i go about collecting?

 

A: use your vajayjay, its how all women get what they want

Q: think i'll pass my 3 tests today? (got drunk last night, came back around 4, and have been up ever since)

 

A: i'm sure you'll not only pass but recieve a 99.2% (eight tenths of a percent was deducted for the missing brain cells that couldn't answer question 17. the correct answer was B)

Q: what kind of grade point will you be happy with this semester?