world peace

q. whats (was) your major in college

 

Psych.

How do you feel when I say that?

 

psyched, of course.

tell us what happened to you, on day in Band camp...

 

someone put a liverworst sandwich in my tuba and it made a horrible mess

is it odd that I still sleep in my band uniform?

 

Yes, yes it is. On a side note, I once arranged for a used tampon to make its way into a trumpet.

How do you feel about frontal male nudity?

 

I'd prefer not to be in its presence, outside of my own

who will you pull for in the SEC championship game tomorrow? TN or LSU?

 

Neither. I like racing; it's the only sport that requires more than one ball.

Do you like watching men in spandex pants play with *****?

 

if this is another weak attempt at a date with me, the answer is no. Actually, I haven't paid much attention to their clothes.

who will be the next celebrity to die?

 

Some dumb rapper, hopefully.

Why the mask?

 

it was evil kenievel by the way.

Keeps it interesting. I switch it up about every month or so. Same general theme, death, destruction, fate, evil, conrad bain, funky disco skater man.

You see the theme right?