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#721
11-08-2005, 08:18 PM
RE: Answer a question & Ask any question?
ORIGINAL: AudiSimmo
A. I was born a woman
Q. If it takes 10 men 1 day to dig a hole, how many men and how long will it take to dig 1/2 a hole?
A. I was born a woman
Q. If it takes 10 men 1 day to dig a hole, how many men and how long will it take to dig 1/2 a hole?
Q. Who the hell is Mickey Mantle?
#722
11-08-2005, 09:06 PM
RE: Answer a question & Ask any question?
ORIGINAL: sadize
A. I do, but i cannot speak of them...
Q. What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it?
A. I do, but i cannot speak of them...
Q. What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it?
A: Mantle is a guy that holds the record for power drinking at over 3 dozen bars around the country.
Q: Is it me or has the volume of posts on Audiforums slowed down a bit recently?
#723
11-08-2005, 09:11 PM
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A: must have been because of my retirement, but now im back..... from... outer space...
Q: you know the song, but why was she back from outer space?
Q: you know the song, but why was she back from outer space?
#724
11-09-2005, 05:13 PM
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A: actually i believe "he" is back from outer space and outer space is probably referencing "from where ever the hell you been hidin' fool"....he came crawling back and she just ain't having it....
Q: who in the hell sings this song anyway?
Q: who in the hell sings this song anyway?
#725
11-09-2005, 06:27 PM
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A: Gloria Gaynor (and you're right, it is "now you're back, from outer space"
Q: why are there handicapped parking spaces at an ice skating rink?
Q: why are there handicapped parking spaces at an ice skating rink?
#726
11-09-2005, 06:49 PM
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A: Because of lawyers
Q: What should I do now that I have a huge paint fume high from the fresh clearcoat on my office door?
btw - the Cake version of "I will Survive" is much better than Gaynor's.
Q: What should I do now that I have a huge paint fume high from the fresh clearcoat on my office door?
btw - the Cake version of "I will Survive" is much better than Gaynor's.
#727
11-10-2005, 03:49 PM
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ORIGINAL: pturbo
A: Because of lawyers
Q: What should I do now that I have a huge paint fume high from the fresh clearcoat on my office door?
btw - the Cake version of "I will Survive" is much better than Gaynor's.
A: Because of lawyers
Q: What should I do now that I have a huge paint fume high from the fresh clearcoat on my office door?
btw - the Cake version of "I will Survive" is much better than Gaynor's.
Q. Hand in a blender or needle in the eye?
#729
11-11-2005, 04:13 AM
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A. casue the head is to round and big to fit first
Q. would u kill a single innocent man/women to save a group of innocent poeple
Q. would u kill a single innocent man/women to save a group of innocent poeple
#730
11-11-2005, 01:37 PM
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A: I'd have to have more facts...but say for now i didn't know anyone of them than yes i would....
Q: why does the cashier at the store ask if you are using debit or credit when you already get the same question from the machine you swipe your damn card on? i would imagine there is an interface built between the card machine and the cash register and no need to push an additonal button on the register...so WHY do they ask?
Q: why does the cashier at the store ask if you are using debit or credit when you already get the same question from the machine you swipe your damn card on? i would imagine there is an interface built between the card machine and the cash register and no need to push an additonal button on the register...so WHY do they ask?