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Old 04-10-2007, 10:53 PM
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the woodchuck would die first

where is the llama?
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:57 PM
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A: Napoleon had a bad day, and murdered it (Tina).

Q: Why the f#ck is there 6" of snow outside?? In the middle of April?????
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:02 PM
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A: Because Jesus hates you.

Q: Has anyone ever eaten llama?
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:04 PM
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A: Napoleon did, because not only was he pissed, he was also hungry.

Q: Why does Jesus hate me???
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:07 PM
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A: Because you worship a rabbit on the day of his resurr-erection.

Q: Why must this snow interrupt my golf season?
(and I already know that Jesus hates me)
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:13 PM
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A: Because the Easter Bunny hates you, too.

Q: Speaking of golf, have you seen Tiger Wood's wife???? OMG, Daaaaaaaaammmnnnnn........[sm=drooldude.gif]
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:34 PM
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A: Seen her, he stole her from me!

Q: Why would she choose Tiger over me, besides the millions of dollars?
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:39 PM
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A: Duh, you drive an Audi, and he drives a freakin Buick.

Q: Would you do gay endorsements (like Buick) for the money???
 
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:44 PM
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A: only if i could still drive my audi. (wait gay endorsements? only if the endorsements were gay and not the product that I was endorsing)

Q: Would you endorse gay products?
 
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Old 04-11-2007, 12:10 AM
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Yes sure would, as long as i didnt need to use them......

Why idd they make a car that can drive upside down cause of weight/p[ower ratio?
 
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