A: As long as I'm not the one on all fours...

Q: Ever wonderhow awoman can have a walk in closet bigger than some trailers and 100+ pairs of shoes and accessories and still say she has nothing to wear with a straight face?

 

A: Ha Ha! And then they cry about how they can't afford to buy anything 'cuz they already blew it all on shoes that they wear once and never again.

Q: Why do women still ask "Does this make me look fat?" knowing full well there isn't a man on Earth who can honestly answer this question? (Sure some can tiptoe around it, but is that honesty?)

 

A. Oh you know how them wimmins are..Just looking for a little reassurance and warm fuzzies..

Q. Has anyone ever answered;" Well...yeah..it does...

 

A: Yes I have said that.... to a friend lol but were cool so its ok


Q: What exactly are we supposed to say in that situation???

 

A: depends on if you wish to continue to get laid by this woman - if not, answer correctly

Q: Ever date a fashion model?

 

A. Yep, this dutch babe that worked for Macys and used to make the bigSunday paper adds...mmm...

Q. Does your 'access speed'on this forum suddenly drop out on you?

 

A. I don't think so

Q. where can I get Redline enrgy drink in Ohio, Cincinnati to be more specific

 

A: Detroit.

Q: Anyine up for a roadtrip to DTW?

 

A: I used to run the parking operation at DTW, a couple years ago. Just go to Ann Arbor. It is safer, the women are better looking, and there are some killer bars. Get a Growler at Ann Arbor Brewing. $8.00 for 1/2 gallon of damn fine beer (+ $4 deposit for the bottle).

Q: Anyone ever been to the 11,500 space parking garage at DTW's McNamara Terminal, and if so, what did you think?

 

never been there

q. when was the last time u got a hair cut