A: I hate that question too, even when I have a really lengthy answer for it. It's a bad way to start a conversation.

Q: Did you ever see the Seinfeld where Kramer is talking Jerry out of getting married? He tells him that life after marriage is just a repeat of the same conversation "and you sit around the dinner table and then it comes 'What did you do today?' and on and on it goes!"

 

A) Nope.

Q) Why is egg salad so freakin good?

 

A: Cause the chickens have u in there grasp and they are controlling ur mind with eggs.
(sorry, i was watching mythbusters about mind control)

Q: You believe in ESP? and i dont mean Electronic stablity programming

 

A: I can always tell in advance if I'm going to get laid or not.

Q: Does that count?

 

A: Ummm... YES!


Q: I'm thinking of a number between Infinity and Negative-Infinity... What is it?

 

A: Absolute zero.

Q: Have you ever tried online poker?

 

A: Only at Yahoo Games, not one of those Poker sites.

Q: What's the most yoy've ever won, gambling?

 

A: 7 dollars

Q:How much have u lost in on trip/night?

 

A: I hit for over $4K on a royal at video poker at the Palms. I also hit big a few times on the hardways when I was loaded and didn't know I was playing $25 chips instead of $5s.

Q: Have you ever been in a poker game where no ******** were involved?

 

A: Yes but it was just a bunch of friends iwent to high school with.

Q: Would you rather have the WPT title or just the money?