A, sure ask Jason if u can terst drive his

Q. what next for ur car, what are u gonna do

 

A: I'm done for a while. Wheels and Coilovers when the budget allows.

Q: Who will win the Superbowl?

 

A: The Bears.

Q: Who will loose the superbowl?

 

A: THe team that dosn't win

Q: you've heard the expression killing 2 birds with one stone but have you ever seen anyone kill a bird with a stone let alone 2?

 

A: That is an old expression. A person can probably get 30-60 days in county lock-up, with complimentary psychiatric treatment, for throwing stones at birds these days.

Q: What was the last thing that you should have done that you didn't do?

 

A: looked before Backing into the BIG YELLOW light-pole, at the back of the Dunkin-Dohnuts parking lot[:@]

I was going in for coffee[:@][:@]

Q: With teh SUDDEN rise in unfortunate incidents occuring from AF members stopping in fora Cuppa Joe, will you alter your coffee-drinking habits to preservee your sheetmetal?

 

I don't drink coffee, it makes me sick.

Q. Now what did you go assalting the BIG YELLOW light pole for. It has a hard enough time as it is. He probably wasn't even working at the time.

 

A: It wasn't me. I have the greatest respect for light poles.

Q: What happened to Comrade Marx? Did he get keelhauled one too many times?

 

A: Dunno... Possibly. or, maybe:

Q: I heard that KarlMarx got His _________ caught in His _____________, and now He has to ________ from _______!

 

A: I heard that KarlMarx got His **** caught in His zipper, and now He has to **** from an artificially made hole in his bellybutton!

Q: Why does nobody in Tallahassee have car meets?