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Old 05-21-2006, 07:08 PM
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A. I had to get to sleep.. had to go workout today.

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Old 05-21-2006, 07:33 PM
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A: Shave teh treads...

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Old 05-21-2006, 09:26 PM
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A: Pretty shallow right now if you ask my wife.

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Old 05-21-2006, 09:42 PM
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i think your supposed to be washing & waxing the car yourself. its an implied commitment with being an audi owner.

any good remedies for getting rid of poison ivy vine growing up a tree. (the vine is atleast 10 yrs old). i severed the woody part of the vine with a saw but its still growing strong. round up is childs play for this beast.
 
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:06 PM
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A: Tell your husband to get rid of it but don't touch him for the next couple days!

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BTW, the car in the wash wasn't my Audi or I would have killed the guy!
 
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:10 PM
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A: Tell your husband to get rid of it but don't touch him for the next couple days!

Q: Who's smarter - Man or woman?

BTW, the car in the wash wasn't my Audi or I would have killed the guy!
A: man, of course.

Q: what makes men smarter than women?
 
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:11 PM
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A: TWO heads, natrually[8D]

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Old 05-21-2006, 10:16 PM
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A: the one you just told, you male-chauvinist PIG!

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Old 05-21-2006, 10:23 PM
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A: Only if yoru motion is seconded... Which, *I* second!!!

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Old 05-21-2006, 11:35 PM
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A: Maybe me if you vote my wife the admin. Sorry for the wife jokes, but they're really not

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