a. i wanna learn MANDARIN so i can raid the china market

q. how many languages do u kno

 

A: English, Italian, German, Ebonic... Funny thing is, I always wanted to learn French, but haven't, so far. Before I die I wanna also learn French, Arabic, Russian, and, yes, Mandarin (because I heard it's teh HARDEST to learn)

After that I'll be able to go to foreign film festivals w/o subtitles or, dream in Russian, with Italian subtitles... The possibilities will be endless

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, do Angels then LOSE their wings?

 

no, because i tied a bell to it.

when you see a donkey, do you think to your self.... there is a fine piece of ***.?

 

A. Depends.. how hot is that donkey??

Q. Favorite topic to study?

 

i dunno man i figured you for a goat man.


A
history and statistics.

q if you could be any animal what would it be for these catagories.

Carnivore,
Omnievore
Herbabore.

 

An Omnievore

Q. if u can be any kind of kitchen appliance what would it be

 

A: A spatula, cuz I'd get to hit it from teh back side, then FLIP it!

Q: Can you swim?

 

very nice Jazz very nice

A. i can swim

Q. do you have any addictions

 

A: can you NOT swim?

Q: should i do some bs landscaping work this weekend to help heal my baby?

 

A. Yes these damn forums..

Q. Repeating Grouse's question so it can be answered correctly

if you could be any animal what would it be for these catagories.

Carnivore,
Omnievore
Herbabore.