Ummm Really??? WOW...... PM SENT!!!!





j/k.


A. Best commercial ever is.... Drum Roll Please

BEST EVER!!!


Q. Fav Sport?

 

A: Phone Sex... Coincidence? I think NOT!!!

Q: WHo was the better driver, SPeed Racer or Racer X?
Q2: WHy whas he better?

 

A. No idea who either of those are

Q. Why does broccolli look like little trees?

 

a: Brocolli really are little trees

q; pluto, major planet or just the largest trans-neptunian space mass?



Oh...Speed Racer and Racer X...from the cartoon Speed Racer....classic stuff, now used in Gieco comercials...

and of course Racer X was the better of the two..he was blind, (think zatoichi) and still kicked ***...Speed Racer was a wimp.

 

A: Cheesecake

Q: If you could spend a day with a famous person who would it be?

 

A. Comedy cartoon dog...

Q. If I kept travelling round the earth, from West to east, faster than it was revolving, when I got to the international dateline, would it be the day before, and if so, if I kept going, would the dates in fact go backwards, and would I go back in time??? Would I be able to put a big wedge of filthy cash on a horse, or a winning lottery ticket? Could I be rich? The possibilities are endless...

 

a: Time is relative to the time/space frame that you are in...so in your time/space frame you would be getting older...just like if you were sitting at home:

q: name the person you first kissed.

 

A. Probably mu mum, when I was forst born, but I presume you are refering to a good dose of tonsel hockey.. That would be Samantha Durban, behing my dads shed back in old blighty!

Q. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?

 

a: 70

q: name a destination that you have not been to that you want to go to.

 

edyt: hadda change muh ansuh, too slo, ya kno...

A: Tibet

Q: Boss Hogg or Buford T Justice?


It's on SS-11, South of Verona in Northern Italy. Going South it'll be on your LEFT. It's around 5-8 miles out, or maybe less, not sure after so many years. I was coming UP from teh south, when I visited, so my distances may be a bit off, too. But it IS south of Verona, it IS on SS-11, and it IS on the left if you're headed South. If my failing memory serves the fun kiskc off about 10pm, SHARP, so tryN get there and get in a l'il before then. I can't believe a jumpin Club I useta hit back in the late 80's is still the Schitt. 'Course, they useta play this music we useta call "Disco" back then. Everything was played on the BIG plastic discs called "Albums."