no

but would you help me with that?,

 

why yes....yes i can!
http://www.google.com/

what is the best football team right now?

 

A. What is the best football team? don't you mean, who is the best football team. For that question I respond with a resounding voice.....THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY.


Q. What are you doing right now?

 

A: Typing.

Q: Would you consider your self "smooth" when it comes to interacting with opposite sex?

 

for the most part.

Most expensive car you've ever driven?

 

A. 996 Porsche 911GT3 but it was only in a parking lot and I couldn't get on it


Q. have you ever gone off the beaten path, only to find yourself getting where you wanted to go quicker?

 

A. No, usually the opposite...I go off the beaten path only to find some jackass wasting my time...ostensibly so that my attendance of the beaten path will justify his residence there.

Q. remember when dirty hippies used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30"

Are you with them, or agin them?

 

against, now that I am over 30. Plus those dudes were so high they didn't know what they were sayin'

Legalize it? (me, yes)

 

A. annex Mexico and all including Panama take out the drug lords and then make it legal

Q. what is your take on these tea parties YES or NO

 

A: yes, if crumpets will be served.

Q: how do you like your tee?