"How People Who Eat Kashi Could Work on Being Less Smug, Annoying, Pompous and Generally Assholish"

Do you find it ironic the liberals who have always defended vehemently the woman's right to control her own body are now in-love with legislation that ultimately will lead to the government telling them what they can do with their bodies?

 

Not at all....Just because you have insurance, doesn't mean you have to use it. It seems it's simply opening more doors/allowing more freedom IMO.

Do you believe there are two sides to every story?

 

Yes. Unless I decide there isn't.

Ever hear of sambo?

 

martial art or racist term?

Have you ever had a AAAAARARRGGHHHHGGGGGGHGGRRRR?

 

A: Not at all.

Q: Have you had raw salmon?

 

A. Yes, it smells like bad vagina


Q. Who wears short shorts?

 

I WEAR SHORT SHORTS.

Got problem with that punk?

 

Not as long you put regular pants on once you leave Troy's place.
Has anyone else started BBQ-ing this year yet?

 

Yup steak wtf!

Is Buick LaCrosse right for you?

 

A: Any Buick is(n't) right for me.

Q: Is the Cadillac CTS right for me?