i always thought pumkins and ghosts were more of an all season decoration.

what are you getting me for valentines day?

 

same thing I got you last year. Keep looking...I'm sure you will find it sooner or later.

When are you going to restart the cleavage showdown thread and where is Crunk?

 

I dunno moobs arnt very sexy!

What do you want for valentines day?

 

A. Buy the GF some flowers and send her a card, I've always been away so I don't know this year.


Q. What do I do this year?

 

oh yeah....now i remember. it was that regifted box of chocolates that your other girlfriend rejected. i wondered why there were no caramels in there and all the rest of them had been smashed in on the underneath side. you didn't think i'd look, did you? if you decide to buy her something this year, i'm a size small.



buy her a toaster.

do you like cream cheese on your bagels?

 

A. why yes, yes I do



Q. do you speak properly or is it more jibberish?

 

i consider myself to be a bit gooder at speaking properly then others.....but then again sometimes when recently i have gather specific and routine inferences on based speech of current assumption, i seem to utter diverse and rather dubiously accredidation to infer a thought that is easily understood.

are you a left brain or right brain person (or no brain)?

 

A: Probably no brain. If I had one, it'll probably be right tho.

Q: Why am I so beautiful?

 

A. Because what you're holding is a supermodel picture not a mirror.


Q. Why am I not beautiful?

 

Cuz your from Oklahoma...

Why is beauty only skin deep?