A: Nah, I always go right away.

Q: How many shots do you need until "she's pretty"?

 

a: the same amount of shots it took her to make YOU pretty.
q: will a solar powered calculator ever not work?

 

A. Yes, when I put it under my car tyre.


Q. There's still solar calculators?

 

Yup. Dollar General sells them.

Are your troops still useless Dan?

 

My troops are Steely Dan


Smoke weed?

 

A. I thought of it once.
Airguard: Yes they are, all they do is sit there and bitch everytime I tell them to do something, hazing is on order.


Q. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

Don't know. I usually get impatient after the first few and begin chomping.

Cardio or weights?

 

A: Cardio.

Q: Favorite exercise?

 

do u really care to know??


When will this thread end?

 

A: When ever we get someone like you to join.

Q: What's the plan today?