yep. 1 week in college. problem solved


ever drunk dialed someone?

 

A. Nope

Q. Are you rich?

 

in some things. Money is not one of the things I really define rich by though. I do fine. Rich is the things that make you happy. for me it's friends, family, work I love, peace of mind and being comfortable in my own skin. the rest is gravy.

How often do you have a drink (adult beverage)?

 

A. Adult beverage equals water right? once or twice a month...


Q. How much is too much?

 

no such thing

how often do you get laid

 

A: More than you pal, I drive an Audi.

Q: Wasn't that a good line ^?

 

A. No.


Q. Why does everywhere look like a dump?

 

Your standards are too high soldier.

Why does it seem like the world is going to hell in a hand basket?

 

No Morals and people flip flop their beliefs and lifestyles to how ever they feel at the moment. That's why politicians are such douches.


Q: What kind of phone do you have?

 

Nokia 3600 Slide

Who's your provider?