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12-15-2009, 03:32 PM
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A: To be more productive each day. Especially since it gets dark so quick nowadays.
Q: One thing that you wish you would've done back in high school?
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taken five girls' virginity
Are there some you would gladly have given back?
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i've never had a virgin, so i wouldn't know.
do you like the big tins of christmas popcorn that's usually given by your boss or secretary?
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A: If the boss is a virgin, sure.
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A: If the boss is a virgin, sure.
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12-15-2009, 09:58 PM
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A. Talking about cars I would imagine.
Q. Would you cut off your nuts for 1 Billion dollars? And just take testosterone therapy
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12-15-2009, 10:48 PM
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A: I have no nuts... so sure, cut them off. & no, no testosterone therapy for me please.
Q: Have you ever seen (lets see if I get yelled at for putting this) **** choppers?
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A: Is that like the pain olympics where theres a video of a man cutting off his "junk" if you will. if so yes, and it was F***ED up
Q: Anyone see two girls one cup and NOT want to instantly throw up?
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A: Is that like the pain olympics where theres a video of a man cutting off his "junk" if you will. if so yes, and it was F***ED up.
(Skipping this turn for someone else to take)
That's exactly what I'm talking about. It made my own crotch hurt...
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So no question?
A. No I didn't want to throw up because I've seen how some Privates live...
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