i think about throwing on whatever.

how do you think tassels were ever designated as appropriate for a men's loafer ornament?

 

I'd guess they are a holdover from the days of spats.

Does lightning go ground to sky or sky to ground?

 

Ground to sky


Know anyone who's been hit?

 

she has:


ever come close to punching a girl like that?

 

Thought real hard about it a few times...




Think she did anything about it?

 

The man who slugged Snooki, 23-year-old Queens gym teacher Brad Ferro, was arrested immediately. After the footage went public, he was pulled from his job by education officials and re-assigned to a "rubber room."

Wrinkle-wall tires?

 

i don't want wrinkles anywhere....including my tires.

when was the last time you changed a flat?

 

i don't get flats, my shoes are pumps

when was the last time you went on a date?

 

A. Since I left the states... about two years ago...


Q. What do you consider a date?

 

a small semisweet dried fig

if you go to the movie with a friend, do you sit one seat apart to prove to everyone you are not "together"?