A: Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Q: what musical artist or hollywood actor/actress to you most resemble?

 

I don't know, I've gotten brad pit before


Q. from which end do you open a banana?

 

lol...i peel it from the stem, but i hear doing it the other way is supposed to be better.

are you somewhat self conscious when eating a banana in front of other people?

 

A. no, I don't know why I would be, it's not like I'm sucking it down like a ****, I'm chomping on it, which would hurt like a mother FUKKKAA!


Q. Why is Homework not fun?

 

A: Because you don't make it fun. Find someone attractive and then do your homework.

Q: What are you doing for Halloween?

 

Probably working..... Fail.

You has crazy parties?

 

Dont have them but certainly attend them. People my age (40) are getting nutty right about now. Married women particularly. I've seen crazier **** at parties in the last year than I ever did in college.

Like older women? (older is relative to the answerer)

 

love em. they are the best type of women!! the young ones don't know diddley.

at what age did you/do you feel was/will be the PRIME of your life?

 

A. somewhere from now until the day I die, I'm never not gonna have fun. I plan on being that parent that everyone loves because he has just as much fun as his kids.

Q. Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?

 

A: I think S4Kelly. She had been gone for a while tho.

Q: Would you date Kim Kardashian?