i try to limit myself fo only those days which end in "y".

when was your last haircut?

 

A: About a month ago.

Q: How often do you change hairstyle?

 

A. I'm a three season man, Spring/summer/fall it's kinda short, then winter I grow it out

Q. IF you Wanna be happy for the rest of your life? (again, I'm looking for a certain answer, sweetie you might know this one)

 

A: Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.


Q: was that a marriage proposal?

 

A. No sweetie but I'm glad someone finally got it.


Q. Why is it raining today of all days?

 

Because it is not dry.

coolest animal you've ever encountered (non caged)

 

A. What defines cool? I would have to say a Black Bear or Diamond Back Rattler Snake. Those are two animals I've encountered and had to deal with in my adventures.



Q. do you toast your poptarts?

 

When I have a toaster.

Do you eat cold pizza?

 

yep...usually i reheat one and while i'm waiting for that, it eat a cold slice.

favorite pizza topping?

 

A: Pepperoni.

Q: How often do you swim?