A. high speed buffed it, polished and waxed it 3 days ago. i wouldn't mind drooling at you drooling at yourself on my car.

Q. why am i attracted to girls who highly depend on a guy even though i like independent girls?

 

A: simple. because it takes little effort to gain the attention you get from them, whereas a more independent woman has enough other interests and it will require more effort on your part to distract her.

Q: are you up to the challenge?

 

A. i do have a challenge in mind but she's kinda caught between 2 guys is the way she likes to put it.

Q. why do some girls like to go back to their ex?

 

A. because they don't like not having a boyfriend and their ex is someone they already know and have a connection with.

Q. Girl trouble?

 

A: nope...no girl troubles here.

Q: how long should i hold till a foreign customer service person picks up the phone?

 

A. as long as you can because if you call back you'll have to wait again.

Q. why did spring break fly by so fast?

 

A. because you did something with it


Q. What should I wear to the waterski tournament this weekend?

 

A. Im gonna go with scuba gear.

Q. If Mr. Goodwrench were a tool, what tool would he be?

 

A. a dollar store wrench

Q. why does my teacher assign one hw problem that takes 4 hours to do a whole month before so when it comes time to hand it in nobody remembers it?

 

A: because teachers have powers like none other.

Q: are you wearing socks today?