A: No, but i ate plenty of regular candy

Q: What was the best costume you saw?

 

Micheal Phelps costumes

What's the best costume you saw?

 

a human whoopie cusion... my boss at work dressed as that, and put the self inflating whoopie cusion in his back pocket so ever time he bent down it would fart... it was really funny.. all day he would drop his credit card and be bend down to get it and be like oh... sorry.


what did u do today?

 

Went to my drill.

How come future generations have to pay for the crimes of past generations?

 

because people suck...

whats a drill?

 

A. A military thing


Q. How was your night?

 

It was ok

Why can't people just vote and shut the **** up?

 

because politicians are like high school girls and try to bring drama out in everything...

didnt you get the memo?

 

No, I haven't checked my email all weekend. Can you forward me a copy?

If a campaign worker calls me, should I tweak out on them for calling a "secure" line?

 

A. yes, or just tell them jibberish and see how long they stay on the line.


Q. How much would you say you are on AF?